Conservapedia: Gravity a Secret Liberal Conspiracy

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Conservapedia has scooped the whole of Western Civilization with the revelation that Isaac Newton was a part of the nascent Liberal Conspiracy to turn all Christian children into gay Muslims who eat babies for the stem cells. This revelation comes hot on the tail of the affirmation that the theory of evolution is nothing but a trick to make us interbreed with the sub-races of non-Republicans, and that Charles Darwin was nothing but an animal rapist who wanted to promote inter-species breeding, like man on dog, man on monkey, or American on European. These recent facts about Isaac Newton and his agenda are so shocking that we had to interview the founder of Conservapedia, Conservative activist and generally great guy Andrew Schlafly, to even understand it.

Schlafly: “Gravity is a secret plot perpetrated for hundreds of years in order to convince us that it is some unknowable force that holds us to the planet instead of the strong force of Jesus’s love. It is Jesus’s desire for us to know him that prevents us from flying off the planet, not some godless force as Isaac Newton would have you believe. You see, for years now, they have been indoctrinating our children in the theory of gravity. Theory! Did you hear that? Theory. They don’t even know. They just think some force we can’t see and isn’t even mentioned in the Bible does everything. I am proud to bring to America’s attention the undeniable fact that the Theory of Gravity is nothing but a Liberal plot to hold Conservatives down.”

http://greatbiglies.org/2010/08/12/conservapedia-gravity-a-secret-liberal-conspiracy/

[chri'stina 190]

"the Theory of Gravity is nothing but a Liberal plot to hold Conservatives down"

Yes!!

[Danno 1,228]

Conservapedia has scooped the whole of Western Civilization with the revelation that Isaac Newton was a part of the nascent Liberal Conspiracy to turn all Christian children into gay Muslims who eat babies for the stem cells. This revelation comes hot on the tail of the affirmation that the theory of evolution is nothing but a trick to make us interbreed with the sub-races of non-Republicans, and that Charles Darwin was nothing but an animal rapist who wanted to promote inter-species breeding, like man on dog, man on monkey, or American on European. These recent facts about Isaac Newton and his agenda are so shocking that we had to interview the founder of Conservapedia, Conservative activist and generally great guy Andrew Schlafly, to even understand it.

Schlafly: “Gravity is a secret plot perpetrated for hundreds of years in order to convince us that it is some unknowable force that holds us to the planet instead of the strong force of Jesus’s love. It is Jesus’s desire for us to know him that prevents us from flying off the planet, not some godless force as Isaac Newton would have you believe. You see, for years now, they have been indoctrinating our children in the theory of gravity. Theory! Did you hear that? Theory. They don’t even know. They just think some force we can’t see and isn’t even mentioned in the Bible does everything. I am proud to bring to America’s attention the undeniable fact that the Theory of Gravity is nothing but a Liberal plot to hold Conservatives down.”

http://greatbiglies.org/2010/08/12/conservapedia-gravity-a-secret-liberal-conspiracy/

Why not Post the link to the page of Conservapedia which makes this claim, your looks like hear-say..

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Why not Post the link to the page of Conservapedia which makes this claim, your looks like hear-say..

It is not hear-say, it is sat-ire.

[Danno 1,228]

It is not hear-say, it is sat-ire.

So there is no such claim on Conservapedia?

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So there is no such claim on Conservapedia?

What did I just tell you?

[Danno 1,228]

What did I just tell you?

Sorry Dad