Repost of four jokes

[Saddle Bronc 124]

(btw, "Pigtown" is my term for Toronto derived from the more-common "Hogtown")--and I'm also reposting Pooky's and chri'stina's along with them.

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1. A blonde from Toronto wanting a pair of alligator shoes was told the price; she immediately stated, in the hearing of a local deputy "I'll just catch one myself then". At a swamp two days later, the deputy spotted the blonde 4' in muddy water carrying a 30-30, and four dead gators on the bank upside-down (on-back). As he watched, a 9' gator bore-down on the Pigtown blonde who promptly drilled its skull. She then turned it on its back like the other four--and shouted "D##n, this one's barefoot as well!!!"

2. A blonde working at a federal government office in Oshawa was found to have a rather long, strange password--MickeyGoofyMinnieDonaldDaisyHeckleJeckleYogiOttawa. Asked why, she replied "well, you said that to pass muster the password had to have at least eight characters and at least one capitol".

3. You are going to be sued by VJ's blondes.
   Can I add more cheesy jokes to the thread? Our teenager niece always sends them to us and sometimes I read them.
   Here's one:
   Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
   Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
   "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the woman says a bit proudly.
   The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
   "But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.
   "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
   ba-dum-ching

4. Heard about the blonde woman fired from the M&M factory?
   She was caught throwing out all the W's

[chri'stina 190]

haha....thanks for including my old lady joke in. We can't leave out offending the old ladies!

Edited July 30, 2010 by chri'stina

[mawilson 2,133]

I don't get #1.

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Never mind

Edited July 30, 2010 by mawilson

[Saddle Bronc 124]

I don't get #1.

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Never mind

Seems like you filtered out three words from it--and then understood it perfectly.