Public Bathroom

[RosaMystica7 0]

When my son was 2 years old and going through his potty training days we had to make a mad dash to the bathroom because HE HAD TO GO NOW!!!! While in there he was sitting there and he looked at me and said MOMMY, WHERE IS YOUR #######? I about died and the whole bathroom full of ladies busted out laughing!

Oh maaaan. That reminds me of a story my mom told me about my cousins. She was changing my cousins' diapers at the same time - one boy and a few girls. They were really young so she didn't think it'd matter. The girls gawked at the boy and one said "Wat tat thingieeee?" Another said, "Where MY thingieee?" and the last started crying and yelled "I WANT A THINGIEEEE!" Next thing my mom knew, ALL of them were crying about it.

[Mirorgate 0]

Was in this older restaurant bathroom where there was only a half wall seperating me and the guy next to me... caught him checkin me out... so i looked at him.. when he looked at me i calmly looked back and replied " Hey man... nice p3nis!"

he left rather hurridly, which I dont understand at all.. i mean... if ya gonna check the neighbors package out... stay for the conversation afterwards

oh... and college nurses hate it when you eat cherry kool-aide... use their bathroom and scream about peeing blood... especially when they have other ppl in the office too. not sure why

[#@!!* 0]

Was in this older restaurant bathroom where there was only a half wall seperating me and the guy next to me... caught him checkin me out... so i looked at him.. when he looked at me i calmly looked back and replied " Hey man... nice p3nis!"

he left rather hurridly, which I dont understand at all.. i mean... if ya gonna check the neighbors package out... stay for the conversation afterwards

oh... and college nurses hate it when you eat cherry kool-aide... use their bathroom and scream about peeing blood... especially when they have other ppl in the office too. not sure why

My old desk was on the opposite side of the wall from the men's facilities. The noises we'd hear from their toilets were pretty gruesome. Made you wonder what the hell they ate.

edited: Look the word hell wasn't censored!

Edited August 11, 2006 by #@!!*

[Mandi+Ryan 0]

I don't think guys worry about bathroom stuff as much as women do.

[Mirorgate 0]

I don't think guys worry about bathroom stuff as much as women do.

my desk used to be right next to doors to elevators and womens room... they dont really care a whole lot less either

[chri'stina 190]

I think one of the most interesting things I ever heard in a bathroom was a mom singing to her little boy who was misbehaving. She was a sassy thing...singing loudly "who let the trouble out..." (to the "who let the dogs out" tune) and she just kept on singing it. I think she sang another song too, some other rap song or something. It wasn't like oooh cute a mom singing to her child. It was strange and loud! I don't think the little boy enjoyed it either.

Edited August 11, 2006 by stina&suj