Riots in Oakland

[Captain Oates 910]

Happy to sign, seal and deliver, but I would like to amend the following points (ahem):

*My cat comes with me

*There must be an infinite supply of Cole Zero

*I do not agree to loss of bowel control

Make these amendments and I'm yours in the bubble.

Cat must have separate bubble connected by salvaged BP pipe 22 inch diameter. Cat to be allowed into main chamber (bubble) no more than 1 hour per day during which time the cat bubble with be auto cleansed with high pressure sea water at boiling point.

Cole zero ? What kind of foreign muck is this to which you allude ? or praps California legislation banning coal fired power stations ?

The possible side effects re bowel disintegration are for illustrative purposes and will not necessarily occur. If they do,cyanide capsules will be provided free of charge. Hope that reassures.

ps I want the top bunk

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Cat must have separate bubble connected by salvaged BP pipe 22 inch diameter. Cat to be allowed into main chamber (bubble) no more than 1 hour per day during which time the cat bubble with be auto cleansed with high pressure sea water at boiling point.

Cole zero ? What kind of foreign muck is this to which you allude ? or praps California legislation banning coal fired power stations ?

The possible side effects re bowel disintegration are for illustrative purposes and will not necessarily occur. If they do,cyanide capsules will be provided free of charge. Hope that reassures.

ps I want the top bunk

Coke Zero. It has been 30 minutes since my last one, so my brain is starting to get a little slack. Nevertheless, I am glad we have entered negotiations.

I agree to the provisions for my cat, but he must be fed his special "spoiled kitty" brand of cat food or he will vom mercilessly when in the main chamber.

I am glad to hear about the cyanide capsules; I do hope that you will have recourse to them as well should it be necessary.

There are separate bunks?

Edited July 13, 2010 by elmcitymaven

[Captain Oates 910]

Coke Zero. It has been 30 minutes since my last one, so my brain is starting to get a little slack. Nevertheless, I am glad we have entered negotiations.

I agree to the provisions for my cat, but he must be fed his special "spoiled kitty" brand of cat food or he will vom mercilessly when in the main chamber.

I am glad to hear about the cyanide capsules; I do hope that you will have recourse to them as well should it be necessary.

There are separate bunks?

yes each separate - and all except mine has an ejection system in case of back sliding behaviour.

I do have a greasy Pole to move between them - I feel an obvious pun coming on but the walls have ears

No wonder they used to call me slippery

[Captain Oates 910]

Welcome to the Olympic village - are you a pole vaulter ?

Nein, I am Cherman, and how did you know my name was Walter ?

[^_^ 5,021]

Talking to yourself again?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

No, just telling terrible jokes. He has an inexhaustible store.

[^_^ 5,021]

No, just telling terrible jokes. He has an inexhaustible store.

Do you always speak for him?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Do you always speak for him?

Only on Mondays when he's otherwise engaged.

[Captain Oates 910]

Only on Mondays when he's otherwise engaged.

This is god squeaking

somebody talking to me

or chewing a brick ?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Sorry, shan't happen again unless you give leave.

-1 to Elmo