My dad's a swimming pool!

[Peikko 1,575]

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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

Edited July 9, 2009 by Madame Cleo

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A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool. Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.

The daugther, being a good catholic that she is, neglected to tell mommy that she took a [skinny] dip in the pool with the pool-boy.

[Peikko 1,575]

It's something like that of course, but boy, how crazy do you have to be to sue the hotel?

[HAL 9000 96]

We must remember this for the C4C pool party. The pool must be cleaned thoroughly to avoid colliding with stray sperm...

[Peikko 1,575]

Mind you, perhaps she has a point. This was Egypt, them araabs don't know ###### about keeping things hygenic. I say waterboard a few of those ejaculating punks and get them to confess!

[HAL 9000 96]

Oh yeah and Len should add that chemical to the pool that makes pee noticeable.

Mind you, perhaps she has a point. This was Egypt, them araabs don't know ###### about keeping things hygenic. I say waterboard a few of those ejaculating punks and get them to confess!

Waterboard them with that pool water. Since they're all homophobes... that should make them think about it.

[Peikko 1,575]

Meh, there are no homosexuals in Egypt, didn't you get the memo?

[HAL 9000 96]

Checking my inbox...

oh yeah there it is. Oops!

[Amby 490]