I'm a celebrity (dubious) get me out of here (with pleasure)

[Peikko 1,575]

I don't understand this on two levels. The first being, how to get that constipated (I don't ever remember being constipated, ever) and two why anyone would watch this absurd show relating such fascinating topics as 'celebrity' (are they really celebrities? Honestly???) consitpation.

I related so much to Janice on last night's I'm a Celebrity… Being in a weird place, with a weird hole-in-the-floor latrine and no access to coffee, she's been constipated for a week — and can't stop talking about it.[

've been there before, and I know that once you're that full of ######, you have to get it out in another way, so you just talk about it to anyone who will listen. While they were all sitting around the campfire, the group decided to have a love fest and talk about who their favorite person in camp was and why. When they got to Janice's turn she said, "I love you all. I gotta try to go take a ######."

And while she has constipation of the butt, she has diarrhea of the mouth.

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I have to admit though, I watched about 10 mins of this last night and was not at all impressed by the sob stories of Patti. Oh dear, so her husband faces the prospect of 10 years in jail and they might indite her too. Oh, the outrage!!!! It's not like he's suspected of commiting some kind of crime or anything, or that she might, shock horror be complicit in it, now is it?

Edited June 16, 2009 by Madame Cleo

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Max Clifford probably isn't far away...

[Jenn! 918]

Sanjaya FTW!

[Peikko 1,575]

Exactly, point made, who the #### is Sanjaya?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Exactly, point made, who the #### is Sanjaya?

Some a$$hole from one of the previous seasons of American Idol, who got "famous" because he was so $hit.

[Peikko 1,575]

Right, so a nobody, like Jane Goody? Talk about dumbing down...our society even dumbs down what it takes to be famous

Edited June 16, 2009 by Madame Cleo

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Right, so a nobody, like Jane Goody? Talk about numbing down...our society even dumbs down what it takes to be famous

Yeah pretty much - Jade was "famous" for being drunk on TV, getting her kit off and acting like a tart.

Then the media went all "Princess Diana" over her when she developed cancer.

Edited June 16, 2009 by Private Pike

[Jenn! 918]

They were talking this morning on the Today show about this show and how society's definition of celebrity has changed, with all the mediums of entertainment that we have and with the explosion of reality tv.

Their case in point was Speidi - famous for being famous. Hahaha, now you have to go look that one up too.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Or Paris Hilton - famous only for going to parties and having enough money to self-promote.

[Peikko 1,575]

I have heard of Paris Hilton (mainly because of that stupid show she did with one of her 'friends' where they took on various 'job's and proved (at least in tv land) that they were as dumb as they appeared to be. Talk about a bizarre twist which made me wonder if Paris is really as dumb as she appears...but I have never heard of Speidi, so yes, I am going to have to look it up and then once I find out I am probably going to start throwing things

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Personally I think they should have a celebrity version of Dirty Jobs - and send Ms Hilton and Nicole Richie to artificially inseminate some turkeys or blast the crud off of sewer walls with high pressure hoses.

[Jenn! 918]

Personally I think they should have a celebrity version of Dirty Jobs - and send Ms Hilton and Nicole Richie to artificially inseminate some turkeys or blast the crud off of sewer walls with high pressure hoses.

They do! It's called New York Goes to Work on VH1.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Well perhaps that should be the sentence for her next time she does a DUI. As we saw how well jail worked out last time...

6 months of working on a maggot farm.

Edited June 16, 2009 by Private Pike

[Marilyn. 340]

I admit I watch this show...

can't believe Janice is still there...