Survey: Most US Christians define own beliefs

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

God loves me!

She doesn't.

We kinda like you. That must be enough.

Yes, He does! Mawilson said so.

That's mawilson's god dude --- mine doesn't like you

My God is better than yours

mawilson is a god.

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

i obviously need to study religion some more!

[mawilson 2,133]

God loves me!

She doesn't.

We kinda like you. That must be enough.

Yes, He does! Mawilson said so.

That's mawilson's god dude --- mine doesn't like you

My God is better than yours

mawilson is a god.

[Amby 490]

God loves me!

She doesn't.

We kinda like you. That must be enough.

Yes, He does! Mawilson said so.

That's mawilson's god dude --- mine doesn't like you

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

not much of a God then.....

@ eric comment

[Amby 490]

mawilson is a god.

yeah? don't make me tell them the truth

[mawilson 2,133]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Does that make all of you God?

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

mawilson is a god.

yeah? don't make me tell them the truth

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

Sooo...God doesn't talk to me because I'm not ugly?

I'd rather do without a God relationship if it meant I had to be ugly. Happy to hear I'm not missing out on anything special.

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

Edited January 14, 2009 by charles!

[Amby 490]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

mawilson is a god.

yeah? don't make me tell them the truth

put the popcorn away. there's nothing to tell.

[Mags 112]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

[mawilson 2,133]

Well your God has a vajayjay which makes her inferior to mawilson's god who is endowed like eric!

There are loads of goddesses. Some of them have more than one vayjayjay.

Disclaimer: Am not really sure if this is true but it sounded good at the time.

I like my goddesses with only one

Spoil sport!

Even one is too much work

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

mawilson = father + son + holy gecko

[Ban Hammer 14,668]

I'd like to retract my earlier statement.

God loves everyone, but only talks to ugly people.

the preceeding should not be interpreted as an example of mawilson, aka god, being fallible. this is merely a clarification of the writings for those worthy of being a follow of mawilsonism.

I think we should call it geckoism

that's a nickname for it, where devout worshipers go out and try to save people money on their car insurance.