JPMorgan to Axe 9,200 Washington Mutual Jobs (mostly in Seattle and SanFran)

[HAL 9000 96]

Totally nasty... Hopefully Chase will try to reassign future employees from WaMu.

I wondered about that at those street corners where there are branches from 'both' banks.

They won't. They will keep the Chase employees and lay off the ones from WaMu.

I am so very glad I am in higher ed.

higher eds layoffs happen too. once tax revenues drop off from those high paying folks at wamu.....

stfu not for us unionized lazy people

and wasn't I just telling you about that yesterday? the cut on faculty searches and the like?

They're cutting student lunches and doing hiring freezes for the time being around here.

U-Chi gives you lunch?????????? #######>!>!>! I can't even get a free cup of coffee here

That's what you get for not being at the birthplace of the atomic reaction, the identification of REM sleep, and the place where the Chicago Boys learned how to later use their mojo under Pinochet's reign of terror.

*mutters* showoff

* Prepares for boss to enter lab and ask about a certain set of experiments *

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Totally nasty... Hopefully Chase will try to reassign future employees from WaMu.

I wondered about that at those street corners where there are branches from 'both' banks.

They won't. They will keep the Chase employees and lay off the ones from WaMu.

I am so very glad I am in higher ed.

higher eds layoffs happen too. once tax revenues drop off from those high paying folks at wamu.....

stfu not for us unionized lazy people

and wasn't I just telling you about that yesterday? the cut on faculty searches and the like?

They're cutting student lunches and doing hiring freezes for the time being around here.

U-Chi gives you lunch?????????? #######>!>!>! I can't even get a free cup of coffee here

That's what you get for not being at the birthplace of the atomic reaction, the identification of REM sleep, and the place where the Chicago Boys learned how to later use their mojo under Pinochet's reign of terror.

*mutters* showoff

Hmmmmm.... and I cannot even say our football team kicks azz. DAMN HUSKIES!!!! :crying:

Will think about snappy comeback during my break.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Totally nasty... Hopefully Chase will try to reassign future employees from WaMu.

I wondered about that at those street corners where there are branches from 'both' banks.

They won't. They will keep the Chase employees and lay off the ones from WaMu.

I am so very glad I am in higher ed.

higher eds layoffs happen too. once tax revenues drop off from those high paying folks at wamu.....

stfu not for us unionized lazy people

and wasn't I just telling you about that yesterday? the cut on faculty searches and the like?

They're cutting student lunches and doing hiring freezes for the time being around here.

U-Chi gives you lunch?????????? #######>!>!>! I can't even get a free cup of coffee here

That's what you get for not being at the birthplace of the atomic reaction, the identification of REM sleep, and the place where the Chicago Boys learned how to later use their mojo under Pinochet's reign of terror.

*mutters* showoff

Hmmmmm.... and I cannot even say our football team kicks azz. DAMN HUSKIES!!!! :crying:

Will think about snappy comeback during my break.

And if you can't think of one, just torture HAL with your cigarette butt.

[HAL 9000 96]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

cant you just zap him with your ray gun or something

[HAL 9000 96]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

cant you just zap him with your ray gun or something

HAL 9000 does not use guns.

Lucky me I triggered the fire release magnet on the lab door so as to make him think I was not in the lab. Lucky me experiments are complete. But I will not tell him yet so he doesn't mention another set he will ask about later.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

cant you just zap him with your ray gun or something

HAL 9000 does not use guns.

Lucky me I triggered the fire release magnet on the lab door so as to make him think I was not in the lab. Lucky me experiments are complete. But I will not tell him yet so he doesn't mention another set he will ask about later.

hahahaha if humans knew robots would turn into such slackers we wouldn't have invented them to begin with!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

cant you just zap him with your ray gun or something

HAL 9000 does not use guns.

Lucky me I triggered the fire release magnet on the lab door so as to make him think I was not in the lab. Lucky me experiments are complete. But I will not tell him yet so he doesn't mention another set he will ask about later.

hahahaha if humans knew robots would turn into such slackers we wouldn't have invented them to begin with!

Edited December 2, 2008 by *Len*

[HAL 9000 96]

Its OK... our team sucks too.

* Searches for a Big Ten school to 'admire' *

Urrgghhh

BOSS DETECTOR ON...

cant you just zap him with your ray gun or something

HAL 9000 does not use guns.

Lucky me I triggered the fire release magnet on the lab door so as to make him think I was not in the lab. Lucky me experiments are complete. But I will not tell him yet so he doesn't mention another set he will ask about later.

hahahaha if humans knew robots would turn into such slackers we wouldn't have invented them to begin with!

AI, not robot. I can just as easily be a ghost in a machine as much as the programming controlling that Xerox machine that can shoot papers at you when you stand from your chair. Stand in awe, sir. But I am a friendly AI.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

But I am a friendly AI.

That's what they all say right before they kill you.

Prepare for extermination.

[HAL 9000 96]

And at this time I will be putting myself to the fullest possible use.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

But I am a friendly AI.

That's what they all say right before they kill you.

Prepare for extermination.

[HAL 9000 96]

HAL 9000 will not allow harm to come to anyone.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

HAL 9000 will not allow harm to come to anyone.

thx I waz zcared

Bad AJ Bad AJ

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

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