Things to do in Tesco's

[Imua 0]

For all the guys who ever get dragged round Tesco against their will and

perhaps some of the girls, should try a few of these too - may liven

things

up

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or

boyfriend along shopping . This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head

Office to a customer in Wigan:

Dear Mrs. Cater,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty

Card, the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and

your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our

surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals..

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine

products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

'Code 3' in housewares.. ... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and

told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a

Calor

gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he

began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a

mirror,picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the

Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the

theme tune from 'Mission Impossible'

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look'

using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled

'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker,

assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a

while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toiletpaper in here.'

Yours sincerely,

> Charles Brown

> Store Manager

>

[rocks 494]

tesco deserves it. they are the antichrist.

[Mags 112]

Snopes

Still teh funneh though.

[msu17 0]

I know Magenta. My husband just gave me a lecture about how its not real cause Tesco doesn't write letters like that and then I had to listen to all the stories of when he worked there

[Laura+Tom 2]

I used to work in Waitrose and I had a colleague who used to put condoms in random customer's baskets. He never ever got caught.