Politics... I was confused but now I'm not

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Email a friend sent me today, sooo true!

CHANGE my friends CHANGE!

I received this email over the weekend from a friendly acquaintance. It should help sort out some questions you may have. The subject heading on the email was "Politics... I was confused but now I'm not":

----This took some time to figure out:

-If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different."

-Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers -- a quintessential American story.

-If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

-Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track -- you're a maverick.

-Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.

-Attend five different small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.

-If you spend three years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a constitutional law professor, spend eight years as a state senator representing a district with more than 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real leadership experience.

-If your total resume is: local weather girl, four years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest ranking executive.

-If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real Christian.

-If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

-If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

-If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.

-If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner-city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent America's.

-If your husband is nicknamed "First Dude," with at least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now...

Edited September 16, 2008 by GueraYTavo

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