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I had a dream last night that some random VJ member from here farted on my nose and it just started to grow and grow....:(

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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.....:(

damn no love.

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NVC:

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Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Is this a philosophical question?

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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Is this a philosophical question?

You either fart or you dont.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

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NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Is this a philosophical question?

You either fart or you dont.

What if no one is around to experience the effects? This is not as simple a question as it may seem...

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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Is this a philosophical question?

You either fart or you dont.

What if no one is around to experience the effects? This is not as simple a question as it may seem...

So what you're basically saying is that you fart like a man..

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

Posted
Is this a philosophical question?

You either fart or you dont.

What if no one is around to experience the effects? This is not as simple a question as it may seem...

So what you're basically saying is that you fart like a man..

Hey, it's all the same bacteria.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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Posted
Is this a philosophical question?

You either fart or you dont.

What if no one is around to experience the effects? This is not as simple a question as it may seem...

So what you're basically saying is that you fart like a man..

Hey, it's all the same bacteria.

Have you ever farted in a library where there are alot of old books around you? Wow...crucial.

Ladies don't fart shpat - they only queef. :devil:

:rofl:

....I think men do that 2.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

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Have you ever farted in a library where there are alot of old books around you? Wow...crucial.

No, but when I was in college my roommate and I were studying in the big library on campus and I bet him a Subway sandwich that he wouldn't take the big dictionary sitting in front of one of the stacks into the bathroom and jerk off into it. I lost that bet. He was proud of it, too. He initialed and dated the page he....um.....christened. And he left it opened to his page when we left.

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Kosova
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....I think men do that 2.

wha? :blink:

no they don't - they #######.

Dont remember last time i #######-ed.

Vermont Service Center:

11-23-2007: I-130 Sent

01-25-2008: I-130 NOA1 Received

08-26-2008: I-130 NOA2 Approved

NVC:

09-02-2008: NVC RECEIVED CASE

11-19-2008: CASE COMPLETE

Consulate:

Interview @ Skopje, Macedonia

January 20th, 2009

 

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