The Duck Hunter

[mustang-sally 8]

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he

decided to take a leak... He walked over to a tree and propped up his

gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and

discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is

that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there

was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the

buck shot.

The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to

your ####### and I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad." the man replied, "Is your

brother a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony.

He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't p*ss in

your eye."

[Nessa 23]

lmao

[Amby 490]

:lol: :lol:

[Aymerlu 3]

[wishbone 0]

Ahahaha, I wonder how he gonna tune up when he pee in a dark place.