@TyandAllie: Thanks for the support! I don't know why I do this to myself. And I have no idea about the owl--off to google Shoson...--ah yeah, it seems to be! Good stuff.
Ha, anytime. I started out very earnest and benefit-of-the-doubt-ish over there; now I'm just unleashing the beatdowns. Pretending that people have the capacity to not be ignorant is exhausting. I prefer a public thrashing with a beer chaser now.