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  1. this list may have been posted before...

    you might be Filipino if...

    you have a "barrel man" in your house, you may be filipino...(you know..the wooden man...when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!)

    you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino.

    you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino.

    you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino.

    you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino.

    you smoke in your house

    you put up your knee while eating

    you eat kanin and ulam using your hand

    you are pakialamero

    you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador

    you are chismosa

    you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom.

    you say For Take Out instead of to go.

    you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino.

    you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino.

    you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino.

    your nickname is "boy", you might be a Filipino.

    you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino.

    you say "Canteen" instead of cafeteria, then you must be filipino

    you eat under-developed duck eggs.

    you call it a "ballpoint" or"ballpen" , not a "pen"

    you pronounce the word ALREADY as OLREYDI.

    you say, Kodakan, instead of take pictures.

    you do "mano po" to older people in the house you're about to enter.

    you refer to to your refrigerator as "pridyider"

    your grandma smiles and her teeth are all red because of "nga-nga"

    you say "pliers" when you meant "fliers"

    you say "######" when you meant "beach"

    you pronounce "hippopatamus" and "comfortable" in a funny way

    you say "Boose" for "bus"

    you cover your sofa with bright red and green blankets

    you have a Last Supper quilt tacked on your dining wall

    your "walking doll" is still new even though it was bought years ago because your mom kept it in the china cabinet and never let you play with it.

    you drive a Mercedes-Benz with maroon seat covers

    you hang a rosary on the rear view mirror of your car.

    you have a Santo Nino shrine in your living room.

    you buy the karaoke system first before the stereo and TV

    you have an out of tune piano and nobody in the family ever learned to play.

    you know what "chocolate meat" is

    you say chok-o-late.

    you have a "Weapons of Morroland" shield.

    you didn't hear or understand something and your first expression is "HA?".

    you're standing next to big boxes at the airport.

    you say 'hoy' to get someone's attention.

    you like peanut butter with chocolate.

    you make para on a bus.

    your car churps like a bird when it's in reverse.

    you turn around when you hear somebody say "psssst."

    you instinctively grab a toothpick after a meal.

    you order the langunisa meal on a PAL Balikbayan flight.

    you laugh seeing somebody slip.

    you burp when you're busog (or after sipping a beer)

    you call somebody "psssst."

    you smile/grin a lot even for no reason,

    you sit by squating down and leaning your elbows on your knees.

    you use a Bolo to cut the grass in the yard.

    you refer to keorosene as "white gas."

    there are pairs of flip-flops outside your door

    you have power failures every day at the same time that you can set your watch to.

    your biggest frying pan is shaped like a wok.

    you own both a rice cooker, and an air pot.

    you refer to "Accent" and all other forms of monosodium glutimate as "Ajinomoto"

    you go to a department store, and try to bargain the price.

    you drink with your friends and share the same glass, and pass it around.

    you have a cartful of corned beef during a sale.

    you say kutex instead of nail polish, you are one too.

    you are stumped when asked what kind of bread in a deli.

    you're the plane passenger with the largest hand-carry luggage.

    you scratch your head when you don't know what you're doing.

    you don't want to eat the last piece of food on the plate, but offer it to others.

    you say "she" when you should say "he"

    you say "ano" this and "ano" that

    you put your hands together and point them in the direction you are walking to pass between other people

    you say that everybody is your cousin/niece/nephew/aunt/uncle/...

    you have a big Buddha at home for good luck( not the serene Buddha like what the Thais have, but the big, fat, laughing one with those pesky little kids crawling all over him).

    you bring a "baon" to work everyday, you're probably a Filipino.

    your ice cold beer really has ice cubes in it.

    you eat balut and wash it down with beer to bulk up.

    you have a parol hanging outside your house during the Christmas holidays.

    you say things sorta backwards like towelpaper instead of papertowel and stick bread instead of breadsticks.

    you say guper instead of gopher.

    you eat rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

    you say "aray" instead of "ouch ".

    you look up and say "ha!" when somebody says "what's up".

    you write "Filipino" but pronounce it as "Pilipino".

    you can sustain jokes like this one indefinitely.

    you often say 'Bulaga!' when you want to scare someone.

    you fire your gun like crazy on new year's eve

    you drive a jeep with your family name written on the back.

    you preceed anything pluralized with "mga."

    you put a little bowl of patis on the table for dipping, and your guests complain "who farted."

    you cover your living room furniture with bed sheets.

    you have toyo circles on your table cloths.

    you wash and reuse disposable styroFoam cups, forks and spoons and of course, aluminum wrapper (Reynolds wrap) or cover paper plates with waxed paper so you can reuse it.

    you cover your carpet floors with plastic liners, you might be Filipino.

    very true..hehe :thumbs: its ok im still of proud being a Filipino :)

  2. lingaw man ni inyong thread oi..hehe, ok ra ng homesickness oi maanad ra ta kadugayan..ako 6 months nko diri pero gimingaw lng gihapon labi kay ako silingan diri nga pinay mouli next wek sa pinas, lami kaau ikuyog oi sugot unta ako bana kaso lng wala p jud akoa AP.hahay..hulat nlng ko ani ug april kay mouli jud ko..hehe, anyway, sa mga nagkaproblema sa skin try nu aveeno lotion tapus cetaphil na cleanser, nindot na sa skin...laay na kaau pundo sa haus oi maayo nlng kay hilig ning mga pinay ug tapok tapok diri atleast cge gihapon ko kaon ug filipino food..hehe, cge oi Goodluck nlng sa atua tanan..Kaya ni nato ang homesickness..AJA!

  3. count me in..taga davao pud ko, dugay ko nagpuyo sa buhangin pero ako parents sa nabunturan cla..naa nko diri sa US, gimingaw na ug sugod..hehe, More Power sa mga pinay..hehe

    Hello Nazman....nice to see you here!!!!maagian na namo imo place if mag visit me sa new place of my parents sa maragusan.....did you been maragusan before?heheh perteng layu a tapoz tugnaw au na did to ako parents live sometimes sa Leyte pud kay naman pud me houz sa Leyte....try to add me if you want this my yahoo cel_tipay@yahoo.com...take care there i know your so much far now miles a way from your family..God bless!

    Hi Tommy&Riza,

    nakaanha nko sa maragusan nangaligo me didto sa pool kadtong tugnaw kaau..hehe, nakalimot nuon ko sa name ba..perti katugnaw didto oi..hehe, anyway gi add na ta ka sa ako ym pakiaccept nlng ha..thanks daan..take care din always!

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    :dance::dance::dance:good luck everyone! :dance::dance::dance:

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    thanks for adding me... :)

  5. why does bombings in mindanao doesn't end up? do the government pay attention of the muslim radicals? or what? :angry: how pity civilians and how many have to suffer from this kind of terrorisms? :crying: :crying: :crying: is it a generation to generation problem? booooooooooo

    The recent action in Mindanao wasn't just a bombing. It was/is a full on battle with helicopters and gunships. Sad as countryman are killing countryman. MILF shot and chopped up 24 people in one village. Looks like there will be no end to it until GMA gives the muslims the entire island of Mindanao!

    NOOOOO WAYYY!!! :angry:

    i agree NO WAY we will give up Mindanao to all stupid muslims...mamatay muna kami bago namin ibigay sa mga muslim ang mindanao..go to hell greedy, braindead,stupid MILF..grrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :angry:

    sorry for the good muslims..meron din naman mababait na muslim na naging biktima din ng lahat ng kasamaan ng kapwa muslim..Gosh! kelan p kya matatapus lahat ng gulo sa island namin.. :angry::wacko::crying:

  6. why does bombings in mindanao doesn't end up? do the government pay attention of the muslim radicals? or what? :angry: how pity civilians and how many have to suffer from this kind of terrorisms? :crying: :crying: :crying: is it a generation to generation problem? booooooooooo

    The recent action in Mindanao wasn't just a bombing. It was/is a full on battle with helicopters and gunships. Sad as countryman are killing countryman. MILF shot and chopped up 24 people in one village. Looks like there will be no end to it until GMA gives the muslims the entire island of Mindanao!

    NOOOOO WAYYY!!! :angry:

    i agree NO WAY we will give up Mindanao to all stupid muslims...mamatay muna kami bago namin ibigay sa mga muslim ang mindanao..go to hell greedy, braindead,stupid MILF..grrrrrrrrrrrrr :angry: :angry:

  7. Congrats gurl!...kasal ko din last friday sa civil lang talaga kasi wala kaming family dito..legally married na talaga tayo..hehe goodbye single life na..Best Wishes to us!!

  8. i love this thread!!!..malungkot ako pero napatawa nu ko ng sobra akala ko ako lang lagi napagkamalan na bata..akalain nyo everytime na magpunta kami sa restaurant bigyan ba naman ako ng kids menu..hahaha,..tapus one time nagvisit ang friend ng stepson ko sinabi ba naman may slumber party ba daw ang youngest stepdaughter ko na 10 yrs old..lol..tinawanan ko nalang..hahaha,..im 24 turning 25 this august pero lagi ako napagkamalan 10yrs younger..12 or 14 maybe..or worst 10yrs old..waaaaahahahaha...minsan magbiro ako sa asawa ko na fake ung birth certificate ko, nakigamit lang ako..muntik ba naman maniwala..hhahahaha...take note: The best ang pinay..hehehe..God Bless guys!

  9. hi, sorry for what happened with you. reading your story reminds me of what happened to me before, i had the same situation when i had my first relationship, being with someone who are very abusive verbally, physically and emotionally. and take note it happened in my own country and he is a foreigner. he is very controlling and tried to isolate me with my family and friends. but i am so denial because of my love to him and hoping that someday he will change not knowing that i started to lost respect of myself.im so thankful that i realized it before its too late. my family and friends are very supportive to me. its hard to accept that someone abusing you despite of all the goodness you give to him, but if you wont stop it now, your suffering will continue. you dont deserved to be treated badly just because you are from a poor country. stand for yourself, dont let him hurt you again. you deserved someone better. hope you will have the courage to face his evilness. we will pray for you..Im lucky now with my husband he is very opposite from my ex..God Bless you!

    sorry i have not read the whole thread.lol,..anyway, im glad you made a very good moves..your family and friends are your great strength..God Bless you

  10. hi, sorry for what happened with you. reading your story reminds me of what happened to me before, i had the same situation when i had my first relationship, being with someone who are very abusive verbally, physically and emotionally. and take note it happened in my own country and he is a foreigner. he is very controlling and tried to isolate me with my family and friends. but i am so denial because of my love to him and hoping that someday he will change not knowing that i started to lost respect of myself.im so thankful that i realized it before its too late. my family and friends are very supportive to me. its hard to accept that someone abusing you despite of all the goodness you give to him, but if you wont stop it now, your suffering will continue. you dont deserved to be treated badly just because you are from a poor country. stand for yourself, dont let him hurt you again. you deserved someone better. hope you will have the courage to face his evilness. we will pray for you..Im lucky now with my husband he is very opposite from my ex..God Bless you!

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