Deee Smith

You're in the naughty corner, no upvote for this joke sir!

Sacrilege!

This is true. We all intuitively present ourselves as 'good' so I don't judge anyone. However, a lot of folks lie and twist narratives online. Also, regarding ICE and pick ups, the goal post shifts daily. I fear for anyone who had unlawful stay under this presidency. Even Elon is 100% safe. Just make sure you don't post your true feelings online, speed or act as though you have 2 American parents. We will all be alright very soon.

Ouch!

The 2nd sentence had me lol!

Little blonde rant triggered by T Bone.(not in a bad way). Never really had a problem being called that man's 'trophy'. Actually romanticised it. Silly me! Saw only the good parts- attention, gifts, lots of attention. The attention became a curse and the gifts- a symbol of abuse. Every time there was a new gift, it was sure a tell that there had been abuse. Years later, I am still wondering how the simple desire for a charming prince with eyes only for me, lead me to a monster who changed the course of my life forever! I can not wait to be rid of this particular proverbial gift that has kept on giving... Rant over! PS: No pity party please. I just needed to blow steam to people who I feel would understand without judgement. Just read and scroll.

Side eye! Hahahahahahaha😀

With all that's happening, these jokes are a solace. Thank you for consistently posting.

The first line is SO true!🤣

*eyeroll*

This is that Leavitt lady ang MTG

TRIGGERED!🤭

Geeez!!!!!!!!!!

Respite for us..PHEW!

Congratulations! What a way to start the year!

I'm the narrator of joke #1😀

Both🤪

As I always say, JUSTICE for blondes🤣

Justice for blondes, hahahaha

What's the name of your channel?

Thank you @Sandra G. for all you do!

Googles taxidermy and rotfl🤣

Hope you and yours are safe and dry now?

Congratulations @Risen

What is the average receipt notice time you have seen here? Have you sent anything to the USCIS lately? Even on Reddit not many who are posting got receipt notices in the stipulated 30 day time frame. Last year, my EAD expired in September. I sent my renewal packet in February, got a notice(after Congress person intervention) it was sent to Nebraska in June! Then got another notice it was returned to Vermont. No receipt notice from VSC till August. August, I got HRs notice requesting my renewed docs. I called and expidited-NOTHING! Thankfully, HR was kind to me and found a way to extend my authorization without the documents. It was 2 weeks after my EAD expired that USCIS responded to my expedite request and issued my 5 yr EAD. NOONE cared if I lost my means of livelihood or suffered trauma from the uncertainty of the whole process. I will advice even my enemy to send early. But hey, I'm not an expert, just speaking from a recent traumatic experience.