Ovaltine Jenkins

Maybe Valentine's Day once meant something, but for me it has become a silly excuse for a holiday. "Oh my, what a surprise, flowers and candy!"

Maybe you could change it up a little or is your fantasy that rusty?

As for celebrating Int. Woman's Day, it's a Soviet/communist holiday and I will not salute my old enemy. Maybe for some it has become a harmless tradition, but I don't surrender my history and values to briefly please my wife. I am not a Russo-centric husband.

Seriously dude, learn your history. USA is the originating country of IWD (it's not just steaks, waffles and manly talk, afterall) and it's celebrated all over the world, not just Russia.

Oh, and there's an Int. men's day too if you cared to know, but I bet you are too of a wuss for that

If you'd sent it regular mail, your timeline would have been shorter

Ooh, sounds nice, get the kettle on! lol... I'd rather hang out in your home, if hanging out in others means I have to see graphic representations of fetal development.

And on that point, of graphic fetal development I mean, how considerate is it to cover your sig and so every single darned post you make with this, when there well be women here who have lost a pregnancy right at the stage your joyous foetus is, including 2nd trimester miscarriage?

Failing to see what's b*tchy about asking if signatures can be regulated. Not banned, regulated.

How considerate is it to include your and your fiance's picture with every single post you make? There are thousands of people here who have lost their fiance at the stage of K-1 you are at, including NVC and Embassy stage?

Babe/baby works fine for both of us, with an occasional sweetheart thrown in for variation...

I call my wife babe ALL THE TIME Especially, when she is in her high heels, which is all the time

No snow in Cali

Are you sure?

It's because you "nod and point" and others don't

I'm all for signatures, don't get me wrong. It's a lot easier to glance at someone's timeline for reference than opening up their timeline in a separate window. I also click through to other people's blogs quite often, and remember which member has a link to a useful thread (like Vanessa+Tony's links to the Aussie specific threads)

However, there are some members with ridiculously long signatures containing nothing of any use information-wise.

Sure, have a small pic of you and yours; have a LINK to your favourite utube track; have a countdown ticker or two but c'mon... embedding 3 vids in your sig or 6 different sparkling animated what-have-yous or whacking great big 'my uterus is expanding at a rate of .5 micrometres per second this week!'

This isn't aimed at any members in particular, but is it really necessary? I'm sure there is a way of restricting the size of graphics and length in cm that your signature can extend to. At least, there used to be on other Invision Board software forums I haunt...

How is "nods and points" useful?

Reported for talking about Nessa.

That's not completely true. A lot of people know the "Can you speak -- insert certain language?" in different languages and know how to answer to that. That doesn't mean they can actually speak the language.

Oh, Alla is prissy, she has no problemns with bugs, dirt.

Oh, that must be why she is still sticking around.

Alla loves gardening. She puts on shorts, halter top and low heels.

Now that's low. My wife loves gardening with high heels on.

Alla had a mini-van, she learned to drive a mini-van. It was a good practical All Wheel Drive (important in Vermont even for civilized roads) with a set of winter tires on rims, and good for hauling a teenage son and all his friends to various places. But then she saw a Pontiac Solstice and she shrugged off her soccer mom van and now will zoom around with a top down sports car! (when it is warm enough...maybe three weeks in July) I have to admit it is damn fun to drive but the thing gets stuck in snow on the driveway...not a good Vermont "winter car" and I am getting a bit tired of pushing her out of the driveway every morning. She lets me drive her car to get gasoline. It could carry a 10' board if you slung it under the car and tied it up to the bumpers. And if it was a 1x board. A 2x4 would probably drag the ground. Anyway that's what the van and my truck are for.

If you don't think this whole thing is just plain silly then don't complain about pushing her out of the driveway and be grateful she lets you drive the car to get gas.

What job does he have now? And you, are you going to give notice or did you already do that?

Are you guys getting a co-sponsor?

I agree with waiting too.

so?

She is breaking teh rulez! Don't you get it?

Don't you know who my wife is? But I will be sleeping naked next to her tonight so I don't care about your SO

Dear Susita,

as you might have heard, drinks can't ACT.

Regards,

Ovaltine

PS: I demand some ACTion here, Susita is trying to boss me around.

but why read through this thread if you don't even normally post in off topic?

Why do people say they won some kind of a Wimbledon, if they aren't even listed anywhere?

NOTE: Pissing on America will not be tolerated. That is not good fun because ####### THE TROOPS!!! Pissing on Nessa will also not be tolerated, and will result in a stage 1 fist probe of inquiry.

You are so reported for writing about pissing on Nessa. An investigation needs to take place. I call William33 and Charles to the rescue. And stop playing dumb, you knew whose wife it was

If you are reported for those comments, regardless of who they are about, you will find yourself a 'person of interest' with the moderation team .

Oh, you mean, things will be different from what they are now?

So if I criticize 10 other members in a similar way I criticized Nessa, prior to criticizing Nessa, I will be consistent and there will be no investigation?

Well, I'll be accepting apologies this week. Everyone involved can line up. Plus, I have some tips for the worst members thread

I was speaking to Nessa in the first place. No idea why you stopped by. She said "call me insensitive" so I said that type of behavior was way worse than that. End of story.

I didn't know how annoying your reality was but thx for pointing that out

She doesn't have to donate if she can't afford it. If she doesn't care though, it shows very well what kind of a person she is (or anyone else for that matter).

call me insensitive, but i don't really feel anything about earthquakes in haiti. no compassion, nothing. it's like people telling me a planet far far away that has nothing to do with my life was about to explode and nothing would change for me.

Yes, you said exactly this. You are right, you didn't say it wasn't tragic. You didn't even say it was tragic. But I understand it's hard for some people to care for others when they are only interested in their own looks and having fun. Btw, you should really hit the gym and stop complaining. And no, surgeries aren't usually a good replacement for sport.

OMG wake up!!!!!!!!

No, you wake up. Not giving a damn about what's happening around the world (you gave the example of the tragic events in Haiti that you don't think are tragic) isn't just insensitive. It's way, way, way worse. And so typical of you

That's so typical of you