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    MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

    in Off Topic

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    MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

    Dear President Bush:

    I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,

    and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across

    the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few

    arrangements. I know you can help with this.

    I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,

    immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the

    same way you do here.

    So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that

    I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting

    the following:

    1. Free medical care for my entire family.

    2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might

    need, whether I use them or not.

    3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

    4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

    5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

    6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the

    flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

    7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and

    lunch.

    8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy

    access to government services.

    9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any

    effort to learn local traffic laws.

    10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the

    memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all

    police officers speak English.

    11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals

    on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not

    want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

    12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,

    and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

    13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice

    and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might

    place on the economy.

    I know this is an easy request because you already do all these

    things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am

    sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him

    nicely.

    However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail

    hunting with your V.P.

    Thank you so much for your kind help.

    Sincerely, Tim

    Going to Interview with Fiance - Help or Hinderance?

    in US Embassy and Consulate Discussion

    Posted

    When My fiance, now wife had her interview in Honduras, I went with her. I had no intention of letting her do this by herself, especially because of the way the embassies in Latin America treat the people down there. I do believe the outcome might have been different if I was not there. And since I love her more than anything else in this world and since it was my money paying for my life long investment, I never considered not attending. Hope this helps

    I'm just full of questions today :-)

    in Adjustment of Status (Green Card) from K1 and K3 Family Based Visas

    Posted

    I do not believe you are out of status after the 90 days for the K-1 visa. In the instructions for the K-1 visa it says file promptly after marriage, it does not say get married and file within 90 days. we got married gathered our documents as they came available sent in our AOS papers about 4 weeks after the visa expired. They cashed our checks and sent us NOAs, no problem.

    What is a valid I-94?

    in Adjustment of Status (Green Card) from K1 and K3 Family Based Visas

    Posted

    In the instructions for the K-1 it says you must be married within 90 days. Also in the instructions for the K-1 in #9 it says "How does your Alien Fiance obtain permanent resident status? your alien fiance may apply for conditional permantent residency status after you have entered into a valid marriage to each other within 90 days of your fiances entry into the US. Your alien spouse should then apply promptly to UCIS for adustment of status to conditional permanent resident, using form I-485, Aplication to register or adjust status."

    I think they know it takes a few weeks to gather the documents. It took me 4 weeks before we were able to obtain our marriage cert and that put us over the 90 days by 2 weeks. Nowwhere does it say that you must file before the 90days is expired.

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