sukie175

Huge }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}H{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Lisa, we have all been there and it's always a horrible first 24 hours. I used to pamper myself a bit and get lots of sleep.

We are happy to have you back though little consolation I know

Mornin' all...up early to go get the shopping done before the England soccer game at 11am!

I have a funny little tale that happened to me last night, as you know we are preparing for our big party this weekend. Well we were going to borrow 44 all metal small chairs from our local Legion. Hubby has not been looking forward to having to collect them.

The house next door is empty and at 10pm I saw the garage lights on and doors wide open. So after awhile I crept over commando style to investigate, no-one there and all the doors wide open! But I also spotted alot of very nice folding padded chairs and thought damn we need those, but they must belong to the new neighbours.

I return to my yard and a few minutes later I see a Pickup pulling up to the garage. Hubby is asleep already and I have no bra on (not good), so I rush in the house to bra up and head back out to meet my new neighbours, or so I think.

As I creep back over cautiously, I suddenly spot one of our bestfriends in there! I walk in and 2 of our friends are loading up all the stuff from our old church that burned a few years ago, the good stuff was stored here.

So being one not to miss an opportunity, I ask whose are the chairs, they are the chuches too, so I ask can I borrow them and as these are 2 of our guests they say 'sure'.

So the end result was the 3 of us tramping across my yard into the garage with 47 padded chairs for the party. They were happy as it saved them a job and I was ecstatic. I then kept them supplied with Iced Tea as a thank you until 12:30am!

The funniest part was when hubby walked in the garage this morning with no clue, needless to say he hot footed it back into the house to find out how the hell his wonderful wife had acquired 47 chairs in the middle of the night

Well I hope you all have a great day

Here we gooo again England fans, I think we are gonna need to step it up for T&T

Back to normal this morning I have 3 email accounts, this is just my oldest one and the one the spam goes too

I have been trying to get into Hotmail all afternoon either directly or through Messenger. The messenger sign in box won't even open and the Hotmail page keeps saying the server is too busy!

Anyone else having the same problems, or is it just little ol'me

the ugly part would be screening the male models. i respectfully withdraw my name for this position.

Daniel

:energetic:

Sukie and Dixie can handle that.....pun sooo intended.

Handle being the operative word eh Dixie

I would love to come and play...but my imminent mid-life crisis is now only 2.5 days away, so I have to get organised. Otherwise next week I may be running around in circles in here like a headless chicken on speed

And ain't this just f*ckin typical...no rain in months in Okieland and hey GUESS WHAT....we have a 60% and climbing chance for thunderstorms and rain just as our 44 guests arrive Saturday night Hence why I am clearing our double garage, in case it has to become the party venue! I wouldn't mind but the last bloody time we had rain was on our wedding day in December

As always thunderstorms can mean tornado's at this time of year here, so I have been calculating whether we can get 44 people and 2 cats in our storm shelter if we have too! I jest not, a visitor told me she had to get 22 in hers a few years ago when that happened at a party they had, the tornado formed right over their house

Oh the joys of living in Oklahoma.

Slightly insane Sarah

bro miror... you sound more like humphrey bogart in Casablanca... and a little like our old aggie...

i bet dean and merc might be a little jealous... lol... cause THEY wanna work at home in their boxers!!!

I don't care for boxers......I prefer to go commando. That comes with it's own risks though. If you were to poop at work then there is no filter between the butt and the air. At least the undees can protect the immediate vicinity from any odorifisous eminations.

Oh my good God, what has happened to this thread this afternoon

Very entertaining, still clearing the garage here in Okieland

I miss Digitalsy and Jim (Jasman) still, wish they'd come back

Wonderful Mich', welcome home Craig, we are all soooo pleased you are home

Have a wonderful reunion guys

Off to wash and wax my cute red Chevy Pickup, laters dudes

aawwwww.... you're throwing my fung shui outa whack bringing the thread back to topic

now I have to go shave the kitty to balance the world again

although i don't understand shaving the kitty... lol... WTHeck???

Yeh our brother Miror is an odd one indeed at times!

Great news

You missed nothing of importance Lynne, just Robert & I saying what we have thought for quite awhile now.

Sometimes an annoying fly just needs swatting

Well I am off to bed my friend, no doubt he'll have slung some mud by the time I reappear and probably roped Nessa in too, although that would be a shame

Watch my back please, although I have a feeling we are not the only regulars in here that might feel like this

Well said Robert, beter than I did anyway

But no our little happy thread needs to go on to prove that people like this have no place on VJ

67

I think Charles needs to be issued a 24hr ban from the thread for failure to comply

Boy it's hot out here in Okieland - 103 by our gage

66

route 66!!!

I agree with you sister sarah!

yes, we know your thoughts. that i post too much.

Yeh you know what Charles I ignored this comment at the time and just let you carry on making a dickhead of yourself arguing with others all over this forum. I think if there was a popularity poll in here this week, you might just fall off the bottom of it.

There are sometimes when you give out good advice in here, but the majority of the time you just act like a total #### and I am also getting sick and tired of it. You are happy to throw it right out there but not happy to take it, or do anything that doesn't suit you. You were 0, you just ignored that fact, even when your own fiance nagged you and then you swan back in here when you think it's safe!

Yeh I think you post too much, so do me and Robert a favour and post anywhere else but in this happy little thread

14 June 2006

LEWDY MACCA

EXCLUSIVE Heather in turmoil as 16 new porn pictures emerge from her past

By Fiona Cummins And Don Mackay

HEATHER Mills faced fresh agony yesterday after a third set of pornographic pictures emerged. The estranged wife of Sir Paul McCartney was pictured in a top-shelf magazine in a series of graphic poses.

The pictures - which the Mirror has seen but chosen not to publish - show her in red basque and stockings.

Lady Heather, 38, cut a lonely figure early yesterday leaving Sir Paul's North London home for what could be the last time. She looked pale and drawn in a white sleeveless top and sunglasses - worn despite heavy rain. She had spent the night alone at his plush St John's Wood townhouse - the first time she had visited it since last month's split - after dining out with two female friends. Sources said she packed up her belongings and had no reason to return.

The ex-model then travelled by train to Sussex to pick up daughter, Beatrice, two, from Macca's farm.

By the time she arrived, Sir Paul, 63, was flying to the US on business.

As she left London, Heather's lawyer, Stephen Taylor, said she would sue a downmarket Sunday newspaper over claims she was a high-class hooker. Allegations she was paid thousands to bed wealthy Arabs were "untrue and highly defamatory", he said. Legal proceedings would begin as soon as her divorce was finalised but "the interests of her daughter are of paramount concern". Mr Taylor's statement said Heather was "very distressed" and had suffered weight loss, anxiety and sleeping problems. He added: "The coverage of this in certain newspapers has caused further distress and illness to her."

Yet Heather will be horrified to discover that more pornographic pictures of her have since been unearthed.

The 16 images - featured across two double-page magazine spreads - show Heather in a variety of poses, including a full-frontal shot. With her hair in a Farrah Fawcett-style flick, she is shown on a bed in a revealing pose. She is also seen topless - and with her bottom in the air. In words accompanying the pictures she is called "Jenny".

The photos follow revelations that Heather posed naked in a German book called Die Freuden Der Liebe, which she called a "lovers' guide". It has also been claimed Heather appeared in an X-rated US booklet called Sexual Secrets.

A friend said last night: "She is in a terrible state and it seems to be getting worse every day. "It's like there's no end to it. She isn't sure how much more of this she can take. She is devastated by it all."

The couple, who have been married for four years, are negotiating their divorce settlement, including custody of Beatrice. Music legend Sir Paul celebrates his birthday on Sunday.

I think the British public always knew Paul had been 'suckered' big time by her and just felt sorry for him. That is why she was never popular and pretty much disliked. I fear for her now, you don't mess with a former Beatle and get away with it in England.

They say your past will always return to haunt you, looks like hers just arrived!

Workers punished for naked pranks

LONDON (Reuters) - A government worker has been sacked and another demoted following allegations they were involved in serious misconduct, including leaping naked from filing cabinets and having sex in office lavatories.

Newspaper reports said staff at the Rural Payments Agency (RPA) in Newcastle also took drugs at work, brawled in the reception area and carried out pranks such as vomiting in cups and leaving them for other people to find.

"Action has been taken to strengthen RPA Newcastle with a senior manager drafted in to take charge while the investigation and series of disciplinary actions to resolve some instances of serious misconduct and behavioural problems there is concluded," the RPA said in a statement on Tuesday.

An investigation into the alleged misconduct was launched on May 24 after an internal memo was sent to managers by repulsed fellow workers, the statement said.

Nice, vomit in cups, really nice!!!

Good to know I am no longer contributing to the UK tax dollars!

This headline on msn.co.uk tonight just made me sigh, when will the minority English 'hooligan' soccer fans ever die-off.

What really makes me sick about this story is, these 2 kids are too young to even know about World War 2 and how insulting their actions are to the many veterans on both sides

Sorry but I blame the parents for uneducated idiots like these two.

England fans arrested on return

NUREMBERG (Reuters) - Two England fans who were arrested for allegedly wearing Nazi insignia to Saturday's opening World Cup Group B game with Paraguay have been arrested on returning to Britain, a police spokeswoman said on Tuesday.

The two supporters, aged 21 and 24, were detained when they landed at Leeds airport on Monday evening, a spokeswoman for the Association of Chief Police Officers said in Germany.

They will appear at Leeds Magistrates Court later on Tuesday and be subject to an application for a banning order.

If granted, the banning order could prevent them from travelling out of the country for the rest of the tournament.

"This is believed to be the first case nationally to use these powers," West Yorkshire Police said in a statement.

The two fans were among 14 English supporters arrested in Frankfurt before or after England's 1-0 win over Paraguay. Some 70,000 English fans were thought to be in the city for the match.

A small team of prosecutors are working in Germany during the tournament to speed up the process of applying for banning orders when anyone suspected of causing trouble returns to Britain.

It is illegal to wear Nazi symbols in Germany.

Becca I cannot comment on the child aspect but I perhaps can comment as the foreign spouse.

I initially moved into Gary's home of 35 years! Although he went out of his way to let me feel comfortable making changes, I never was truly comfortable. This had also been his home through 2 previous marriages and he even got married in the front room the last time!

Although I redecorated and moved my stuff in, it was always his home I had moved into, it was never 'our' home.

When we bought our new home and moved in it was wonderful. We shared the excitement of a new home, the planning, decorating and furnishing to our joint tastes.

We now have a home that we have 'built' together into 'our' home and it was the joy at the end of our long journey.

You go for it girl

Night Miror

It's crazy that you are still waiting Becca

I think you're possible theory on Northern Ireland could be spot on, but I hope not. Are there any other VJ'ers from there who have had a long wait?

I lurve the Breaking News flash at the top of the page Capt - very cool

Us girlies are the same the world over when our man is coming home

Slepp tight honey, your hubby is nearly home with you both