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Some Philosophies of life

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Some Philosophies of life

Tao - ###### Happens

Confucian - Confucius say : ###### Happens

Buddhist - If ###### happens it is not necessary ######.

Zen - What happens if ###### does not happen,

or If ###### happens, it comes from within.

Islamic - If ###### happens it is God's will.

Jewish - Why does this ###### always happen to us

Catholic - Let the ###### happen to others.

Hinduism - ###### happens to you if you make ###### happen to others

Calvinist - If ###### happens, you deserve it.

Amish - This ###### makes good fertilizer.

Rastafarian - Let's smoke this ######, mon.

Atheist - ###### doesn't happen.

Agnostic - I don't know if ###### happens.

Communist - Come the revolution, there will be none of this ###### happening.

Capitalist - Wanna buy some ######.

Africanist - Burn down the shithouse

Hedonist - Enjoy the ###### when it happens.

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of the Person Posting this! :innocent::whistle:

"To love someone deeply gives you strength.

Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu

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