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hmmm...I was buying water and this man just started talking to me

man: hello beautiful lady

me: *look of confusion*

man: pretty lady please speak to me

me: *look of confusion*

man: hello. hey. hello. hello.

me: no english (with the most hilarious fake accent ever) *shake head*

man: it's ok we can still have fun

me: exit store without bottled water

:lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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yeah :lol:

he was singing at first and then he started talking to me. I was like #######?

He's crazy!

I was in the store on Sunday and I heard this singing. I say "singing" it was more like a wailing. Anyway, I thought it was a child. Moments later I walked past the aisle the "singing" was coming from to be confronted by a 6 ft tall ogre of a woman, singing like Shirley Temple on acid.

Scarred for life, am I.

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Embrace Europe, Amby!

It's just how we roll!

:lol: every other country it = still water. even the other bottle of water I bought today was still water. I even walked to a different store to get away from the weirdo. I hate sparkling water.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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:lol: every other country it = still water. even the other bottle of water I bought today was still water. I even walked to a different store to get away from the weirdo. I hate sparkling water.

I prefer still water, however, sparkling has its place.

Where are you right now, Amby?

 

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