Jesus Lied About Prayer

[secretsquirrel 4]

Yes that's her name. We are setting up a cyber harem and I only have 3 members at the mo..

As long as you are not a geezer and don't have red hair, applications will be considered - she isn't jealous so long as she gets first bash at me on sunday evening at 7pm while 60 minutes is on - that's what I call a sport !

No, my hair is long and brown, and curls down most fetchingly over my shoulders and bosom (ample). And I am most certainly a lady! I always wear high heels, even when going to get the mail, and over cobblestones too. I don't enter polyamorous relationships unless everyone agrees first, but it sounds like your girlfriend isn't going to cause trouble.

Can I have Friday afternoon?

[Mags 112]

Yes that's her name. We are setting up a cyber harem and I only have 3 members at the mo..

As long as you are not a geezer and don't have red hair, applications will be considered - she isn't jealous so long as she gets first bash at me on sunday evening at 7pm while 60 minutes is on - that's what I call a sport !

What's wrong with red hair?

Bloody cheek!

[Captain Oates 911]

No, my hair is long and brown, and curls down most fetchingly over my shoulders and bosom (ample). And I am most certainly a lady! I always wear high heels, even when going to get the mail, and over cobblestones too. I don't enter polyamorous relationships unless everyone agrees first, but it sounds like your girlfriend isn't going to cause trouble.

Can I have Friday afternoon?

ok I am convinced - Maven if you ever find this post - you are dumped !

see that didn't take long....

ok now let's get down to food etc. Are you short enough that I can rest my ale on your head and do you like custard romps ?

If so you are automatically enrolled provided you don't have a sticky out belly button

[secretsquirrel 4]

What's wrong with red hair?

Bloody cheek!

I can't help it that he likes us brunettes better.

[Mags 112]

I can't help it that he likes us brunettes better.

We are feisty, strong willed and splendiferous in the bedroom. Be it cyber or otherwise!

We also do rather impressive flounces!

*flounce* < ------------- see, you've got to admit, that was pretty good!

Edited July 8, 2010 by Mags

[secretsquirrel 4]

ok I am convinced - Maven if you ever find this post - you are dumped !

see that didn't take long....

ok now let's get down to food etc. Are you short enough that I can rest my ale on your head and do you like custard romps ?

If so you are automatically enrolled provided you don't have a sticky out belly button

Oh, I'm ever so tiny and petite. They call me "Pocket Venus." I have a lovely "innie" navel too. And I ADORE custard romps.

You can get rid of Maven; I remember her from when I filed the K1 back in 2007. She's got a terrible mouth on her, all swears. I'm a delicate little violet and profanity will not issue from my mouth. I also make a mean fryup and have loads of Yorkshire Tea in my larder.

Do I get the job?

[Captain Oates 911]

What's wrong with red hair?

Bloody cheek!

I have a long and beer battered experience with the auburnally pigmentally challenged

'mentally' is the longest part of the word and quite right

I dragged a 19 year old redhead home - (no hair, just a red head) and my mother said don't do it. My mother put a slug on her lettuce to get rid of her but it didn't work coz I was partial to a freckle in those days..

14 years later she went off with my sons friend age 18. Case proved. Since then I repeated the experience and got a black eye and a fat lip

I hope red hairism isn't somehow racist but I find it impossible not to stereotype. No smoke without fire you know..

Do all pit bulls have really strong teeth ?

[secretsquirrel 4]

I have a long and beer battered experience with the auburnally pigmentally challenged

I also make AMAZING beer battered fish and chips!

[Mags 112]

I also make AMAZING beer battered fish and chips!

Sod the anti-red haired man, I'm free on Friday afternoon!

[Captain Oates 911]

Oh, I'm ever so tiny and petite. They call me "Pocket Venus." I have a lovely "innie" navel too. And I ADORE custard romps.

You can get rid of Maven; I remember her from when I filed the K1 back in 2007. She's got a terrible mouth on her, all swears. I'm a delicate little violet and profanity will not issue from my mouth. I also make a mean fryup and have loads of Yorkshire Tea in my larder.

Do I get the job?

By gum I wasn't single long that time - you are hired !

Me and Mav had been going out a couple of weeks and I was tiring of her anyway.

I expect 100% adulation across the nation at all times and she was prone to be slightly insubordinate on occasions. Just letting you know in advance

I will start you off with 5 bonus points

Right, get the chip pan on, find the HP sauce and defrost the Brit bacon - I will gird up my loins and be there shortly (figure of speech, I wasn't calling you 'shortly') Actually I like untall coz they get drunk quicker (cheaper))

ps I was once called a 'pocket venus' - it sounded like that anyway.

Edited July 8, 2010 by saywhat

[Captain Oates 911]

Sod the anti-red haired man, I'm free on Friday afternoon!

geroff my tart - I saw her first

anyway she doesn't sing hymns without an organ

ps off to rock my glock at the range - don't go off with no oscar wilde edwinas while i am away

Edited July 8, 2010 by saywhat

[secretsquirrel 4]

By gum I wasn't single long that time - you are hired !

Me and Mav had been going out a couple of weeks and I was tiring of her anyway.

I expect 100% adulation across the nation at all times and she was prone to be slightly insubordinate on occasions. Just letting you know in advance

I will start you off with 5 bonus points

Right, get the chip pan on, find the HP sauce and defrost the Brit bacon - I will gird up my loins and be there shortly (figure of speech, I wasn't calling you 'shortly') Actually I like untall coz they get drunk quicker (cheaper))

ps I was once called a 'pocket venus' - it sounded like that anyway.

Oh, I'm naturally submissive to men, so you won't find any insubordination! I'm all about pleasing. And I love to express my love and affection through food. I've got a freezer filled with British bacon too. Mags can have some fish and chips too because I love her! But not when I am eating with saywhat. If you want, since this is a harem after all, I can dress up in my belly dancer costume. And I do get tipsy kind of quick, it's true.

And knowing I'm getting one over on Maven is like the icing on the cake! She was not very nice to me once in the UK forum back in 2008 and that's why I stayed away so long.

[Samra 0]

sheesh - it's getting hot up in here!

[secretsquirrel 4]

I'm very comfortable in my sexuality; it's just profanity that I can't abide.

[Mags 112]

geroff my tart - I saw her first

anyway she doesn't sing hymns without an organ

ps off to rock my glock at the range - don't go off with no oscar wilde edwinas while i am away