Yardies a home and a farrin, Part 25!

[MRStee 19]

Girl chile u gotta teach me cuz I am lacking in that dept. Hubby always singing "mi nuh want no boring F***"

Hubby always initiating the positions

Gurl sip on some rum punch or rum cream, get you a sexycomegitemf*ckme (sexy come get em #### me) outfit and "High hooooooooooooo silver awwwwwwwaaay"

Why yall always getting me started lol

Edited April 8, 2010 by MRStee

[DaDa 1]

I am veryyyyyyyy shy around him. I still hide and get dressed. He HATES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I used to do this too. In my clothes imma a bad B but out of them I’m like turn the lights off. I told you I used to jook in mi nightgown. Whoo I’m laughing. My last guy I would get dressed in the bathroom. Until one day em came in der like no more getting dressed in here and he stood der while I bathed and dressed. At first I was shy and zeen I was like Bonk It!! It was hard for mi I must admit.

But luv come on dis is your hubby… Let em see yuh now before yuh old and wrinkled…

[Ellsinlove 2]

mi like dat one too

I had to yell 'RAPE' last night....I was laughing at the same time though!

[DaDa 1]

OH I love them.. I was clueless for a minute lol

Me too..

[MRStee 19]

he was my hubby at the time babes ..roger doesn't try cuz after the first time he got his feelings hurt so now he's smart enough to apologize first..

but i understand ur point too, thats just the way quana do

I know that but everything he took you through I probably would have felt the way you did too... but I think I was trying to convey what finesse said earlier about feeling cheap sometimes....oh nevamind lol

Oooh I like the maxi dress Carrie Underwood has on...I like that a lot.

No Tee, I'm the one clueless...I'm still trying to figure out how to attach a picture...poe thang. I give up!

lol at the bottom where it says attach file momma!

Um, cause porn is stupid and staged. I'm with you on all the rest of what you said though. It's called a little spice.

Maybe so but its a great mood enhancer annnnnnnnnnnnd it gives you tips..you can add your OWN twist to it, whatever pleases your mate!

[MRStee 19]

MrsTee was the Diesel Fuel drink a shot or a mixed drink? There seems to be a shot by that name as well.

Ingredients to use:

0.5 oz Blue Curacao

2.0 oz Gin

8.0 oz Orange juice

2.0 oz Peach Schnapps

2.0 oz OVAL Vodka

Directions: pour in large glass over ice and enjoy

Was this it?

ummm do to the fact I was "feelin it" along with the washington apples I was drink... that seems to be it! mines was a mix big rass drink!

what i meant 1luv was when my husband and i are mad at each other and have not reached a resolution and he initates sex..i feel like my pums being used for his release instead of an experience we both enjoy..and i FEEL cheap

i think the other ladies meant something else

I was saying the same ... but then i went in a different direction wid ie! lol

Edited April 8, 2010 by MRStee

[MRStee 19]

Hate to tell you, girlie, but he loves all of you....no matter what. Where we think we are imperfect, men just think............SKIN.....BOOBIES.....BUTT.....LEGS, etc. You do not have to be perfect. He wants to see YOU cause you are the one who is in the same room as him and thus the only one on his mind. Work it!

My favorite thing to do is sexting. Whenever BF is stuck at firehouse, has his kids and they are asleep, or goes on a trip, I text him pictures..........look on my FB page. This week's was me in his shirt and 6 inch hooker heels. (which I fell on my #### in trying to stomp a spider---another story). He went out of town for 3 days last year...I sent progressively more suggestive pictures each day. He goes out of town Monday for 3 days. Can't wait to do it again. Love when he cusses me for doing it. He runs back to me.

Work what you got and do not worry about anything else. It's all good.

What you count as cheap sex? Like in the car in semi-public?

OK, some of them need to go!

Q said cheap sex... sometimes, when Im very verbal I say nasty things.. that could be seen as cheap.. sounding like a 1-900 gyal you know? lol

[MRStee 19]

I'm glad your neck is feeling better. Hope that keeps up! As we know from Jawi, those neck injuries are no joke!

That part made me

Thank you Ells!

Alright Yardies I'm getting ready to get out of here for the day. Likkle more! Maybe I can go and have some of that cheap sex with my hubby!

LMAO

Hi Q!!

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Okay, funny work story from yesterday:

My co-worker/saboteur friend was going around giving out red velvet cupcakes & of course I couldn't resist so I took one. Then she went on her way to go give the rest of them out. About an hour later, we head down to the cafeteria together to get a drink & while waiting for the elevator, one of the area supervisors comes around the corner to head to the men's room (they're right by the elevator lobby) & he says to my friend, "My cupcake went right here!" & proceeded to point to his a$$. We laughed & I was thinking he was making a female-type joke about how anything we eat ends up on the hips or butt. Well, turns out, she had put the cupcake on his desk & for whatever reason, he moved it to his chair....he forgot about it being there & a bit later sat down on it! So he was quite literal when he meant the cupcake ended up on his a$$!! Then he showed us where he'd had to go clean off his drawers & you could still see a little stain!

exactly..someone mentioned angry sex and i was saying i don't do that cuz it makes me feel bad or cheap..now if he was a pro basketball player, thats different, i'll get up and buy some expensive shoes or something ...KIDDING!!!

angry sex meaning you mad, he mad you just gotta get it off! lol

Unlimited only before 7 a.m./ after 9 p.m. & on weekends. We only have 550 anytime minutes...AT&T kinda sucks but I've been with them for 10 years. I've researched Sprint, Verizon, Metro, etc. & they don't seem to be much more competitive....then when I read how the service is in our area, I get mixed reviews for every company.

Yeah I did!

I know this subject is closed already & JQ is handling some business & about to enjoy herself but, I have to agree with her on this. I totally understand how he feels being left behind but at the same time it's unreasonable to expect her to go there just for business & get upset when she wants to mix in some pleasure too. It does sound like a little jealousy & maybe some insecurity but he'll need to trust that she's just having fun with the girls & working on bringing his daughter home.

The only way sushi makes me feel sick is if I eat so much I ram mi belly & hurt after. I LOVE sushi & so does Lehi now....we can eat the darn out of it....& drink that sake like nobody's business! We went last week & ordered two of the small bottles of cold silk sake & the waiter suggested one was enough....CHA!! Between us we went through 3 & stopped ourselves! LOL!!

Well said

[MRStee 19]

Pricilla's on Grand and Gravois. Are they cool or what?

Look here....I just ordered a few of these http://www.amiclubwe...amiclubwear+com

I love their shoes.

tanning bed. I'm a blue eyed blonde.....burn like hell if I don't prepare. Hopefully, we will be out on the lakes and rivers a lot in the next month.

i LOVE you finally some shoes i can wear! (flats) lol

[Ellsinlove 2]

Aww Dills (((hugs))). Dat is o.k. you don’t have to be the upbeat wife all the time. It might be best to take a chill pill and maybe something will fall pon his head and make him think back.

Just tink one year down and a zillion ta go!

I think you should sit in the bed with your strawberries and glass of champagne and sip and eat dem. When he ask what‘s that for say they were for you until you pissed me off so now me nyam dem myself…

Give him something to do like looking for jobs himself show him how.. these dyaam men need busy work to keep their minds occupied... Steve is cool calm and collected. I even told him I was going to show him how to go on craigslist and things like that. He takes walks, long ones, we leave near Chester so my son takes him all over the place. He hasn't made not one friend yet But he is a trooper!

Does Mikel know how to drive? Does he have his license yet?

Awww, Steve! I know it's so hard for these guys coming here & having to start all over again. He'll find friends, it just takes a while. Lehi is still looking for that one really good friend like he had back home. It still took him several months before he met the friends he has now & plays soccer with sometimes.

1 luv..i love to role play and push the envelope, i sometimes tell him to do things and im thinking.. "does he think im crazy" ..so far no complaints LOL.. my ex used to ask me where did i get all this stuff cuz i HATE pornos.. i would be like.. well i wasn't blessed in the kitchen..God had to bless me somewhere else

It's more then that. You just have to be confident.

Go to Barnes and Noble and find the book......365 positions....1 a day. Forget the exact name of it. There is a whole section of tame yet sex filled books. It's not perfect....they are missing some

[MRStee 19]

My eczema has been acting up a lot this year too...maybe I shouldn't shower every day. I can't do it though...girl parts need scrubbing every morning or I just can't leave the house.

Cracking up at you saying this 'with your head down'. That's not so bad really. It was on the 4th day & it doesn't happen often so I don't think anything of that.

Lehi's Mom is only a few years older than me too. We have a 10 year age difference. I'm 37 & his Mom is around 40 or so I think. Kinda strange but it's cool. It's not an issue for us but sometimes I do make jokes....when he talks about how cute I was when I was a teenager & says I wouldn't want him then, I say, "YEAH, because you were SEVEN!"

i know right lol

Yes Luv sometimes you have to take control of the situation. Surprise em and tell em tonight mi lead. One day sit and think of what you would like to do different and then go for it. Der no betta person den to try it on but him. Shoot rather it works or not I think he would like the fact that you stepped out of your comfort zone which sometimes you have to do..

Oh and.. ( As I whisper in your ear) Q can teach yuh a ting or two she has surely taught me and when we first met I thought I was more experienced than har. Cha she showed me… well told me….

I did that to hubby on a second visit (during the week I stayed in JA) and he started praying...

[MRStee 19]

Awww, Steve! I know it's so hard for these guys coming here & having to start all over again. He'll find friends, it just takes a while. Lehi is still looking for that one really good friend like he had back home. It still took him several months before he met the friends he has now & plays soccer with sometimes.

But the ppl we have met on vj husband's seem to like him, they all have his number

[MRStee 19]

Irie did you get the car? you did right?

[DaDa 1]

My stair case is scary. (Although, ever see "Unfaithful".....the staircase sex....OMFG!!!!!).

The rest of the house.....well, it's all nice. But, I had that pick me up and slam me into the wall, make up sex last year. And...........D--A--M--N!!!!

Whoo dat sound hot!!!!

[DaDa 1]

well I am gone home. Please someone answer my question.

Ladies mi tink we gwaan ave ta ave classes fi Luv.. She needs us

Ooh did anyone warn Nat to be careful reading you know dis all might be a likkle too much fi har..