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Hello All, (Hm, my first post didn't, well, post.) I'm new here. At Captain Martyshk's suggestion, I'm just graduating out of the 'December Filers' forum. Seems like a tough group. Be gentle!

I was laughing at the "speak 'Mer'can" comments. My production manager is from Southampton England and married to a Yank. Sometimes he gets going in his accent and I look at him and say, 'dammit Mark, can't you just speak English?!'

He doesn't think it's as funny as I do.

~Casper

Who made Marty a Cap'n? Just so you know, I am the King of the Land of Poo, Brad is the Marshal of the Grand Army of the Land of Poo (for his brilliant plan to get the Canadians to conquer Iran, Mox is the referee and tries to make new rules as we go along (he can't be in the army on account that he is skeered of loaded and cocked guns) Visa Veteran is our counter-intelligence guy, he will counter anything intelligent. Slim is, well...Slim. He is our RUB mascot and resident expert on defective RUBer wives. During the cold war he was a spy but succumbed to the Russkie honey pots...who wouldn't? Oh, yeah, and Marty has been promoted to Cap'n of Crimea!

welcome. stand your gun in the corner, pull up a piece of pie and enjoy

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

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Who made Marty a Cap'n? Just so you know, I am the King of the Land of Poo, Brad is the Marshal of the Grand Army of the Land of Poo (for his brilliant plan to get the Canadians to conquer Iran, Mox is the referee and tries to make new rules as we go along (he can't be in the army on account that he is skeered of loaded and cocked guns) Visa Veteran is our counter-intelligence guy, he will counter anything intelligent. Slim is, well...Slim. He is our RUB mascot and resident expert on defective RUBer wives. During the cold war he was a spy but succumbed to the Russkie honey pots...who wouldn't? Oh, yeah, and Marty has been promoted to Cap'n of Crimea!

welcome. stand your gun in the corner, pull up a piece of pie and enjoy

The whole "Captain Martyshk" started as a joke in a December filers thread in progress forums, but it has since taken on a life of its own.

Слава Україні!

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The whole "Captain Martyshk" started as a joke in a December filers thread in progress forums, but it has since taken on a life of its own.

Cap'n Martyshk of the First Crimean Front!

VERMONT! I Reject Your Reality...and Substitute My Own!

Gary And Alla

 
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