Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 23)

[*SunRay* 1]

Mac....I'm telling Ray

This was in 2003 and Ray was so far away from my mind. LMAO I Luve my hubby.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

one of my pics was from halloween and this dude was dressed up in a naked suit with a huge fake #######....and i was in the pics pretending to suck it and all type a other stupid #######......hubby was like ####### is this???

Not surprise aftah all u no name FINESSE (wid 2 s) fi nutin

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Ya he wasn't mad or upset, he can't be...he got some pics of that swole up BM and his son...I was like hmmm we need to have these pics cropped...lol! The good thing is that we both realize we had lives and pasts prior to gettting together...

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

I was going to give you all a detailed version but I thought why bother lets get to the point shall we. I see I matured all the calls and whistles don’t phase me anymore and there actually quite annoying. If another man would have told me he lub mi size or I’m so beautiful I was going to scream. That is not a turn on in the least slightest way so stop! I got so irritated with folks I stopped looking at them or paying them any attention. Just move already. I didn’t get a chance to do Pier One instead I did Club Cali. It’s a new club near Trelawny. It was all locals so I was in my glory and they let me and my friend be plus I had an escort already. Before going to the club I did a fish fry. I never in my life seen speakers so big and the fish was good. I love how Jamaicans just eat, dance, drink and smoke on the street. At the end of the day their just trying to have a good time. Of course the police came and mashed it up but after a while they continued. On Sat we went to another party. It started really early so we couldn’t stay long we had to get to Negril. Drove to Negril and stayed at Fun Holiday. I didn’t like this resort as much as Toby’s but we made due. It took us for ever to get our food and it wasn’t good so we didn’t eat there any more. I must say my best dinner was at Alfred’s it was so good. Sat we did Jungle and Scrub a Dub. As most of you already know Scrub a Dub is very interesting. I had a good time and it was a different way to bring in mi bwaan day. My GF’s friend took us out. He came with a friend that for some reason thought we were together. Where ever he got that impression from I have no idea but the boy was ugly. He reminded me of Flavor Flav. Now in the car he was in the front seat jamming. I love that song “Skip Ta Mulu” and this other song that I don’t know who sings it but the main line is “She whines her body like she naa wanna go home” So anyway he was dancing in the front seat so I said man you look like you would be fun to party with. How that translated into I want you I’ll never know. He kept trying to dance all over me and wherever I went he followed. Good thing there was no eye candy in the place or else I would have been very upset. We got back to the hotel and they sat in our room. Umm you all can sit in the room I’m out. I went to the beach at 6:00 an just relaxed and de stressed. It was my birthday and I just thought about things I want to do differently. It was so nice having the beach to myself. Besides the few strays. After that I went to the Jacuzzi. Note to self before getting into a Jacuzzi make sure it has steps to climb back out. I really enjoyed the alone time but man oh man getting out of that thing was another story. I had to roll mi way out. If any staff seen me dey got a good laugh. When I got out I looked around making sure no one seen it. By the time I got back to the room Flava Flav was in my bed. Oh hell to the no.. I woke his ugly rass up like management said you all gotta go. They left and he tried to kiss me bye. I ducked it and told him have a nice day and shut the door. I slept for a minute but I was too energetic it was mi bwaan day. My GF was pouting like a baby she wanted to go back to Mobay. I can’t blame her, her friend was nice looking to say the least but if I learned anything I learned don’t let a man consume all ur time. Take your time and take it slow. No need ta rush. Hey Nat do you know Neville and Richard? They worked the bar area and they were so cool to hang out with I had a ball. They kept me laughing as we talked about folks that knew better than to be wearing them swim suits and they kept the drinks flowing. I paid for one but had about 6 or 7. It was all good fun. My GF was pouting like a kid she really missed Mobay. I can’t lie I missed Mobay too it’s like my home away from home but I wanted to see Negril too. I tried to get her to jet ski or walk the beach but nothing happened. So I stayed at the bar and met some nice folks who started buying me drinks cause it was what??? Mi bwaan day!!! Later that night Richard, Neville and I did the dance hall it was so much fun. My GF stayed in the room. I liked how they were gentlemen and didn’t try to push up on me or put me on lock down. We were just hanging out like three buddies. We caught a taxi back ta mi hotel I got out and they kept going and she was still in the bed. A few hours later we woke up and she was packed she wanted to go back to Mobay. She said she had enuff. I wasn’t all that ready ta go but what the hell I wasn't in the mood for fighting either so I packed my stuff caught a taxi and Mobay here we go. As soon as we hit Mobay she was happy. I put on my swim suit and chilled at the bar and had more cocktails and her friend came to the resort. She was finally happy. We left a little while later he took us to get some food on the side of the road and then we went to a pool hall. I started getting an attitude she was ignoring me as if they were the only ones there. Hell I could have stayed at the resort for all of this and then his annoying brother started to bother me. Damn cant a girl just be. I ended up moving away from him. I did have fun playing pool and drinking. So nice to be in a pool bar with no back wall to it so the fresh air and mosquitoes comes right in. It was night and you could see the lights from the city. So beautiful and peaceful. Well they were loud than a mug in there but you know what I mean. I loved the faces of the men who walked in when they seen us in there they were like ####### but they got used to it. There was a blind man in there who told me mi hear yuh fluffy. I said yeah he said well since mi cyann see let me feel how fluffy you are? Ha nice try! After a good while we left and drove around. I told them to drop me off they wanted to go to Moods and I had seen enuff T&A to last me a lifetime plus I wanted them to be alone. The next day was my last day and its always a sad one. I walked the strip to get my dad’s Magnum juice (don’t ask) and then I shot the breeze with a few fellas I know who were on the strip. Went back to the resort to get my things and had a friend take us to the airport. My friend got my bags out of the car and we took a flic. He’s like a brother to me. I proceeded to walk into the airport and……. GET THE FREAK OUT OF HERE no he wasn’t at the airport….

[dancehallquana 5]

Good aftanoon erbody!!

whew.. mi belly full!! we had our african american heritage program today..

miss cj got a FABULOUS review. thank ya thank ya

and now im bout to squeeze some cheesecake in my stomach..

imma SKIM tru all dis chat!

[MRStee 19]

Leo's Rock but the party doesn't stop for the Virgo's

Heyyyyyyyyyyy hoooooooooooooooo lol

My daughter is a Leo Aug 3rd and she is moody, more than me lol

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

Good aftanoon erbody!!

whew.. mi belly full!! we had our african american heritage program today..

miss cj got a FABULOUS review. thank ya thank ya

and now im bout to squeeze some cheesecake in my stomach..

imma SKIM tru all dis chat!

good luck

when yuh done gimme a summary

[DedicatedWife 4]

LMAO, Oh we've had that happen in here before.

Girl stop! For real

I remember when Den and I were starting to get serious I asked him how many tourist had he been with...I was serious cause I was like it's not that kinda party over here...

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

Like my Grandma always told me..."Baby if you ain't got it...go sit down some where!"

[*SunRay* 1]

Look at this. The lady interview Marcus.... My hubby looks better though. lol

61rvDlWRGnI

[DedicatedWife 4]

Oh, the stories I could give you of the men of Negril - I have sat back and listened to many of them tell them - and seen the woman leave one day, the new one arrive the next! Drive to the departure area - turn round and pick up at Arrival!

Good aftanoon erbody!!

whew.. mi belly full!! we had our african american heritage program today..

miss cj got a FABULOUS review. thank ya thank ya

and now im bout to squeeze some cheesecake in my stomach..

imma SKIM tru all dis chat!

Good afternoon Q and Bunz!

[*SunRay* 1]

Sus, I know you remember most of the divers because you use to go to Negril a lot like me. lol

[dancehallquana 5]

umm bunz.. my skimming skills is off da chain, but you know my memory nuh rite at all LOL

[JQ Smiley BOOM 3]

and you know this....... My birthday is 6/9 for who ever hubby said that was nasty. LMAO

That would be mine

[*SunRay* 1]

Girl stop! For real

I remember when Den and I were starting to get serious I asked him how many tourist had he been with...I was serious cause I was like it's not that kinda party over here...

Umm, yes it happened in part 4 of our thread so it was very long ago, it does happen from time to time. There are a lot folks on VJ from all over the world.