If you could make yourself a fake fancy Diploma from anywhere?

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I stopped reading my horoscope daily a long time ago but being back in town attracted me to this particular astrologer who has a section in our Boise Weekly. It's like our what's going on in the downtown scene weekly paper. I find him amusing and funny and sometimes right on the money. It comes from link if anyone's interested in that sort of stuff.

I got an interesting spam today. A company that said it was very proud of its high-quality work offered to sell me phony credentials that are impossible to distinguish from the real thing. What caught my attention the most were the degrees from Harvard and Stanford. I wouldn't mind having one of those up on my wall. But in the end, I decided that instead of paying the company $230 for one of its excellent fakes, I'd simply make one myself. And instead of creating a degree from Harvard, I would have it be from a place where I actually have matriculated, namely the Raving Maniac Academy of Crazy Wisdom, which is the unruly school where I often find myself during my lucid dreams. I bring this up, Libra, because it would be an excellent time for you to make yourself a fancy fake diploma from whatever your equivalent is to my academy -- you know, the source that has been providing you with so much great teaching, even though it's not an official institution of higher education.

So it compelled me to ponder and I thought about it and decided I would be, "A proud Graduate from the University of Anxiety Texting". I think they could make a funny, colorful, cool design for a mug and T-shirt out of that and sell it as a joke gift.