long dong's bootleg DVD review: Flower And Snake

[justashooter 430]

warning, some links NSFW

something unusual to report on today:

http://www.asianfilmreviews.com/movie_41.php

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/empo...lower-and-Snake

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388098/

"Only in Japan could a movie like this get such a fine treatment. 'Flower and Snake' is definitely not for everyone, but hey, is anything that?"

the first of a two part series i found while looking for 10,000 BC (which i did find in a camcorder copy of a theatre presentation - it sucked), Flower And Snake is definitely not for everyone. the IMDB review appears to have been written by a chinese. they enjoy seeing japanese tortured in just about any way. this erotic flick is not for the kiddies to watch, but i've already gone through all of the CSI series i can get. the second flick, which title i could not read in the character, is even more kinky, but it's japanese, eh?

an obvious rip-off of the kidman film Eyes Wide Open, this one goes places kidman would never go. gotta love those sick little bastards. they show us all just how normal we really are. lesson to all non-japanese chicks who are offered high paying jobs "singing" in japan: stay home.

the film includes charicatured yakuza types, including the usual guy with the bleached blond hair and beretta 92's. there is a particularly creepy little fellow who plays the part of ringmaster, attired at various times in a garishly coloured schoolgirl outfit, a swan lake style ballerina outfit, and other effeminate garb. he must have had a hell of a time expressing his inner self.

"Then the fun really begins, and almost an hour of screen time is devoted to the increasingly horrifying (and, it should be said, beautifully shot) sexual torture of Shizuko, much of it involving the kind of elaborate rope work for which Japanese porn is well-known. It's hard to go into detail about all this at a family-friendly web site. Suffice it to say everything but the kitchen sink is used to violate Shizuko, and if they had had a kitchen sink on hand, they would have found a use for that, too."

Edited May 29, 2009 by justashooter