My wife left me!

[slim 1,533]

I don't know if the King even speaks the King's English. By the way, were you refering to Elvis?

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

"Just gimme another fried banana sandwich there, please."

I don't know if the King even speaks the King's English. By the way, were you refering to Elvis?

[visaveteran1 33]

I don't know if the King even speaks the King's English. By the way, were you refering to Elvis?

Nice pun Slim!

[mawilson 2,133]

You're welcome Charles.

Charles horoshi mujik.

Shto? Nyet?

am i gonna need to reply in german?

You disagreed with the first statement, so I'm going to change it to

"Charles huyovi mujik."

I hope it's better now.

[Bobalouie 0]

"Just gimme another fried banana sandwich there, please."

I don't know if the King even speaks the King's English. By the way, were you refering to Elvis?

Prawcilla honey, go in the kitchen and make the king a MANWICH, wita whole stilck a butta for dessert.

Edited March 18, 2008 by Bobalouie

[slim 1,533]

You disagreed with the first statement, so I'm going to change it to

"Charles huyovi mujik."

I hope it's better now.

Now that's getting the party started in true Russia Forum format! Good job, mawilson!

[visaveteran1 33]

zomg this is terrible news! Satellite, I'm so sorry she left you.

You know...I find that when my heart is broken, I turn to the man who knows how to put the feelings into words. I hope this helps:

(sorry...I thought this was "dig up old threads" week. I also thought it was "post inexplicably bad 80's videos" week.)

After watching Elton John, I think it's bad sports coat week!

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

:lol:

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Kiki Dee actually looks just like a Russian lady I met over there once. Right down to the haircut!

[slim 1,533]

I think you guys are in the wrong forum.

But, since we're here, let's get another topic going.....

I had a buddy in the military (female) who wanted to sponsor her girlfriend into the U.S. via K-1 visa. Obviously, she wasn't able to do that because it was girl-girl, but it was also a military girl-girl.

Thoughts, comments... possibilities on someday allowing same-sex sponsorships for K-visas?

[slim 1,533]

I for one am totally unopposed to hawt girl-on-girl filing.

The hawt part is suspect. Remember, these are military chicks we're talking about. Not just military chicks, but homosexual military chicks.

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

I don't know... I've seen some extremely gorgeous Russian female soldiers and some damn hot militsiya babes in Kazan'.

I for one am totally unopposed to hawt girl-on-girl filing.

The hawt part is suspect. Remember, these are military chicks we're talking about. Not just military chicks, but homosexual military chicks.

[eekee 182]

I'm scared of all miliciya, even female ones. Yesterday we asked policemen in rome who were directing traffic for directions, and three of them started poring over a map together to help us out. It was a really big shock for my guy. "Wow! Police who are actually nice and helpful and whose chief concern is people's safety!" Guy or girl, when i see a russian police officer i cross the street. If i were ever stopped for my dokumenty i'd probably have a panic attack. Good thing i'm blonde and female.

If the US legalized same-sex marriage they'd have to do same-sex k-1s, i guess. I know a friend of a friend who immigrated to australia to be with her gf, but i'm not sure whether they actually married or what. And "don't ask, don't tell" makes me want to vomit.

[Satellite 1]

If the US legalized same-sex marriage they'd have to do same-sex k-1s, i guess. I know a friend of a friend who immigrated to Australia to be with her gf, but i'm not sure whether they actually married or what. And "don't ask, don't tell" makes me want to vomit.

Not necessarily. The laws of marriage are completely governed by the states. The constitution does not grant congress the power to control it. Controlling immigration, however, is an enumerated that congress has. Thus all the states could legalize same sex marriage and congress can still choose to not recognize it for immigration and taxation purposes. Edited March 27, 2008 by Satellite

[eekee 182]

Couldn't the opposite be true as well then--that congress could recognize it for immigration purposes, but the state wouldn't?

Not necessarily. The laws of marriage are completely governed by the states. The constitution does not grant congress the power to control it. Controlling immigration, however, is an enumerated that congress has. Thus all the states could legalize same sex marriage and congress can still choose to not recognize it for immigration and taxation purposes.