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Juan de la Cruz

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  1. You've got to stop referring to love as a feeling because it is much more than that. He may have warm fuzzy, sentimental, he's-gonna-cry-his-eyes-out-and-beg-for-you-to-stay feelings, but that's not real love. Real love is standing by your commitment, it's about maturity, respect, trust and trustworthiness. Based on his actions, he doesn't love you...not in any mature, real sense. Sorry.

    Nice exhortation, Abby! Or, is that you, Ann? :star:

  2. eHarmony sucks, and I cant stand the frontman for it. I meet ladies at UFC matches, and offer to teach them some moves after the fight. How is your game?

    You mean Dr. Warren. The game needs fine tuning and can’t wait till the missus comes in so we can play holes together. I’ll be scouting for babes in the desert next week at the Bob Hope Classic. This tournament is hosted by Yogi Berra and I remember Yogi saying, “Ninety percent of the putts that are short don’t go in”! :star:

  3. Manong, I think what she meant was that the girl will be in prison for 6 months.

    To OP, hindi natutulog ang Diyos, ang bilis ng karma doon sa other woman.

    So, the sentence is 6 months in the joint. Sorry to the OP, and, PW, thanks for the clarification. :thumbs:

  4. Are they really checking out people's underwear on screening now? Yeesh. I wouldn't want them to confuse my junk for a pipe bomb or something. It's just really that big. :whistle:

    Don't you worry, boy. Your manhood might be too miniscule that the scanner, after seeing no bulge under your briefs, will let you pass freely! :star:

  5. To the OP,

    Your posts indicate that you have been in the USA for less than 4 months, but your husband's friend has been hauled to the slammer 6 months ago. How can that be?

    Inday, di ko motoo sa imong cuento. Murag bogus ba! :thumbs:

  6. You certainly take pride in telling readers that this is not the first time that one of my posts has been deleted. You must be very elated indeed, as if you have caught a thief with your eyes shut. Well, the censure and suspension did not bother me and, frankly, I don’t give a damn (with apologies to Rhett Butler)! And, I can assure you that this won’t be the last time that I’ll label you and other members of The Mod Squad stinky party poopers.

    I asked a pure question, why would someone be interested in a woman with an illegitimate child? I expected the OP to search his soul and come up with a persuasive explanation. Then, I offered a sisterly advice, to use his brains instead of his #######. It was a poignant advice, an advice that even Dr. Phil might prescribe. Why I was censured and suspended by VJ, I can’t figure out. This just validates my thinking that VJ mods suck bigtime! :thumbs:

    Pretty doll (muñequita linda), I concur with what you are saying. A thought provoking drama in real life, such as falling for some woman with a ####### offspring, must be open for disscussion. The mods should have left your post untouched. :thumbs:

  7. I dont want my girl being held up by some petty bureaucrat who is trying to save the world by investigating her valid credentials and plane tickets.

    But would you or your girl mind if she goes through a full body scan and some petty bureaucrat will see what's under her undies? :whistle:

  8. I have a hard time getting Claudeth out of bed when it gets below 75 and we live in California. Just wait until we move to Colorado :devil:

    Hey bud, I'd never leave Southern California for Colorado! Can't play golf in Colorado in winter and come to think of it, I played in my shorts yesterday! And today, another mid-70 day in paradise. :thumbs:

  9. i arrived here in US dec 21, 2009 and recieved my SSN yesterday in mail and today is my 2 years GC!

    thanks God

    and good luck to others here!

    Philmae, did you apply at a local SSA office for your SSN? Or, did your yes answer to a relevant SS question on the DS-230 take care of it?

  10. I am expecting my wife to be here in the USA by late next month. And, after all the trials and tribulations that she has gone through the CR-1 process, she deserves an enjoyable 7-day cruise to the Mexican Riviera. This cruise will serve as our second honeymoon; the first one in the Philippines having been abbreviated and disrupted by inclement weather.

    My question is: Pending the issuance of her green card, will the I-551 to be stamped on her passport at the port of entry be sufficient enough to allow her to get back to the US from Mexico? Thanks for any and all replies!

  11. hmmmmm...........female's reproductive organ is just small, how come you can't find the G-Spot? or maybe you are not that good...

    that research, still needs more studying and more female......hey, if they need a woman to study, im just a message away! hahahahahaha......

    Thanks, that's very cooperative of you, Foxy. And, I'll offer my test probe to be used in the research with you! :star:

  12. When my wife gets here she will be comfortable in winter time in Southern California. Heck, it only gets cold here between Thanksgiving and Christmas. The lowest it could go in my neck of the woods would be 30 and that's around 4:00 AM. Besides, the centralized heating system and the fireplace are always there to warm up things.

  13. Since she's from China and made very little (way under the $86K or whatever foreign income that isn't taxed), I should be able to get a pretty good refund since I paid taxes as if I were single all year.

    Yeah, you'll get back a bunch! By the way, I think the foreign earned income exclusion for 09 is $91,400.

  14. It's going to be a fun year doing taxes since the Democratic Congress made it more complicated with at least two more schedules to file this year.

    However, there are new tax credits for 09, such as the Making Work Pay and Government Retiree Credits. There is also an available deduction for motor vehicle sales taxes. And among other changes, the AMT exemption amount has been increased and the IRA deduction was also expanded.

  15. Sure, I’m bored while waiting for the missus to get here. Your idea seems to be a good one, but I simply ain’t got the time to embark on it.

    In Visayan:

    Lagi, mingaw kayo maghulat sa pagabot sa akong asawa diri. Maayo man ang imong idea pero wala gyud ko tiempo para masulayan na.

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