Old St. Nick

Edited to say: Imo, cheating can also be emotionally.... I consider it cheating if they made solid plans and build dreams while he was still married. Maybe Aniston thinks differently though.

imho, when he said "i do" to jennifer, he made solid plans... plans that were supposed to mean more than "i do until something i think is better comes along"

News from Connect2Canada

Santa gets VIP treatment in Canada

The Connect2Canada Team

With fighter jets meeting Santa as he enters Canadian air space off the coast of Newfoundland and Labrador on December 24th, children across the country can rest assured that Santa gets VIP+ treatment all the way! Canadian Forces pilots Capt. Forrest Rock and Lieut.-Col. Patrice Laroche, of 3 Wing Bagotville and Capt. Dan Walters and Maj. Chris Hamilton of 4 Wing Cold Lake, are this year's official escort pilots for Santa Claus while he visits Canada during his annual Christmas Eve trip around the world. You will be able to closely follow Santa's progress on Norad's website: http://www.noradsanta.org. Santa has communicated to NORAD that he intends to begin his journey at 4 a.m. EST, Dec. 24th. At that time, NORAD's tracking data will be translated into streaming audio and video updates and posted to the web site's radar map. All of this information is available in English, French, German, Italian, Japanese and Spanish.

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t041/xmas_santa.swf

I didn't realize that had gotten around.

Ooops. My bad.

Oh MY! Throwing me over a ravine now, are we?

Looks like lots of you want coal in your stockings this year, hmmm?

I threw me 243 meters...lol.

Not bad, guess some of the weight I've lost helped. That's a really bad image of me on this site tho.

HO HO HO!!

Throw Santa over a ravine as far as you can. He should reach the Deer standing at the 335 meter mark. How to play: Click once with your mouse. The sling will start moving after you reach a certain speed. Click your with your mouse once again and hold it to prepare Santa for a shot. The longer you hold the mouse, the further you shoot Santa. To shoot Santa, release your mouse button. To try again, click on THROW AGAIN.

http://www.learn4good.com/games/action/sling_shot_santa.htm

..poor Santa..I can't throw him enough to the other side..

Things have begun revving up here at the North Pole and my elves have gotten all in gear working their little behinds off on dolls and toys for the good girls and boys!

I thought I would get you in the mood with a well known Xmas song...backwards!

Did you know that there is a hidden message in "Jingle Bells" when listened to in reverse?

Do you hear what I hear? Jingle Bells in Reverse

Another warning for parents with children: Be sure they behave, I hear Santa isn't fooling around this year.

Damn right......in this house for sure.......

HO HO HO!!!

You got that right!

I think Cass has left by this time but maybe I could still entertain the masses.

With my mass.

Too bad Ric Flair can't spell. It's LEAR you illiterate chopf*ck!

LOL...Now he'll tell you that it was intentional....watch...

Wooooo!

Is this a tag team against Flair? That would be a handicapped match and after seeing the competition Flair agrees.

Wooooo!

Damn son, you're even getting on my nerves.

Would you like me to tell all these nice folks what kinda things you asked me to put under the tree for you for Xmas every year?

That'd put a real "chop" on ya. B)

I believe we should let children be and enjoy being a child as long as possible.

I see nothing wrong with keeping them from feelings of exclusion when they are young - there will be plenty of time for that in years to come.

No worries. I never get any PM's anyway.

Lotsa email and letters but no PM's

...The thing is ive put weight on and my dress is still back in England...

What is it with English girls putting weight on in the US? Seems to be a recurring theme around here.

It's not just the girls, Mark.

What is FTS??

And where is this list.

Psssst! Karo! C'mere....

FTS usually stands for "fukc that sh!t"

Maybe the capt should post a list of members and their alter egos...hehehehehe What a good read that would be

HO HO HO! I don't think I'd like that!

::pounce::

This is a bit of an open secret, so it can't hurt for me to say it out loud.

Such a list already exists. In a manner of speaking.

Oh?

Do tell.

If the word gets out about who I am, I will never be left alone.

You have a tendency to offend those you view as weak....I just got sick of lurking on the sidelines watchin' you.

So use the ignore user feature, it's not worth the negative energy/vibes....I use it even though I don't post on forums often.

This thread title is just another way of seeking attention in a similar way to a 'leaving' thread!

As they say *F.T.S*..........

Maybe the capt should post a list of members and their alter egos...hehehehehe What a good read that would be

HO HO HO! I don't think I'd like that!