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  1. we got an rfe for "federal income tax information" because we didn't send in the tax transcripts with the w2 for the most recent year... what did we do wrong? did anyone else encounter this??

    Which taxes did you send in? 2007 or 2008? I think they want to see your tax return (plus accompanying W2's) for 2008 - the ones that are due tomorrow..

    I did my taxes early and so I just photocopied the 2008 ones and submitted those.

    we sent w2 for 2008 only and i stupidly didn't take a photocopy of it... :angry: i just called them and he said "sometimes" they request to see the forms again, so basically they lost it. now we have to apply for the transcripts which weren't previoiusly available as we don't have the w2 anymore. we just called the place for transcripts and they aren't answering any calls due to the tax cut off on 15th and to call back after that... we are going on our honeymoon tomorrow, what a great start to it... i am livid. :(

    Can you request another one from the employer? They might be able to print one and put it in the mail more quickly than getting transcripts.

    Yeah..most employers have it available online through whatever company processes the payroll. A popular one is ADP.

    i called my boss to see if there was a copy of it somewhere and miraculously they had one. thanks for the advice. :)
  2. all you husbands out there:

    i keep multiple e-mail accounts, i gave a login and pass to my wife for my nice e-mail, i have other ones for each sex I deal with.. male, female.. i have a third e-mail for male and female meetups (most fun), i have other emails for spam, and anything my wife wouldnt want me to be involved in. the trick is give her what she wants.. a login to an e-mail.. the good one.

    :)

  3. Take a bit of responsibility you idiot - the moment you start singling out people personally - you flush the whole thread down the toilet.

    You need to keep your temper a bit better and develop a sense of humour.

    I don't have a temper. I just don't accept bull ####### from a dumb ### like yourself. A fool who basically comes and posts because you have nothing better to do than rile others up you know you disagree with and dislike.

    You play these witty games with everyone you clearly dislike. VW, Alienchild etc. It must make you feel good about yourself to call others idiots.

    loldogs-funny-dog-pictures-im-seriousthis-is-my-serious-face.jpg

    ^ no sarcasm

  4. I prefer it this way. It's not hard to get good sh*t, and it isn't taxed. Police don't do much about it, hell, I remember straight out of high school doing pizza deliveries, always delivering to this guy who had his entire house around a cloud of pot -- oh yeah, his neighbor was a cop with his police cruiser parked out front.

    If it's legalized, then it becomes taxed and there becomes less incentive to buy it. Then again, people can just grow their own anyways if it were legalized, so no, I doubt the government will, in my lifetime, actually legalize marijuana entirely.

    I see you live in california.. you might have a different perspective if you lived in say.. any other state..

  5. yesterday i was walking my dog down the road and i found a nickel.. it was from 1935 and seemed to be pretty rare.. when i brought it to the mall i had a coin specialist check it out.. turns out it wasnt worth much..

  6. Dear Red States:

    If you manage to steal this election, too, we've decided we're leaving.

    We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States

    with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii,

    Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the

    Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and

    especially to the people of the new country of New California.

    To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We

    get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty.

    You get Dollywood.

    We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

    We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

    We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get

    Alabama.

    We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay

    their fair share.

    Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian

    Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single

    moms.

    Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and

    we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need

    people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently

    willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you

    don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you

    success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to

    spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

    With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the

    country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of

    the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all

    cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks

    Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and

    condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech,

    UCLA, Berkeley and MIT.

    With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of

    all obese Americans (and their projectedhealth care costs), 92% of all U.S.

    mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all

    Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob

    Jones University, Clemson and theUniversity of Georgia.

    We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

    Additionally, 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually

    swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing

    the war, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a

    theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards

    believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

    Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed they

    grow in Mexico.

    Peace out,

    --Blue States

    ahhahahaha

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