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The last thing I would want in my "old age" would be children.

Also consider that you would be 78 or so when the kid graduated from high school.

It's like a fork in the road.

At first we're not sure if either will take us where we want to go.

After trying the route on the right, and not getting where we want to

go, I can't see trying it a second time and expecting a different result.

I agree.

When she says "NO! Not there!" she means it....

Tip:

You will need pumpkin seeds and a heat source.

You're welcome.

WOW!! 8,579

####### happened..

I don't know, but shouldn't you be jumping off a building? That's what Americans do when the stock market crashes, isn't it?

Yes, but they throw Welsh people out of the window first to soften the fall.

Luckily old Flossie will cushion MY fall, as well.

*That's a good sheep, luv. I didn't mean it.*

But don't let that pesky logic thing get in the way of a good conservative rant. Never did.

The only rant here comes from the limited fools who apparently want to impeach Bush. That is an intelligence barometer. Once it goes into the red zone from such stupidity, I know this person is borderline retarded and definitely a tin foil wearing moron.

Indeed, it is an intelligence barometer. Being what it is, I would love for you to suggest right here that Bush hasn't done anything impeachable. Then we'll see who the moron is, on his knees to President Bush at that. Try to clean up the mess around your mouth, first. It would make you a bit more presentable that way.

HAHAHAHAHA!

That was bloody BRILLIANT!

I fall down when I laugh.

Is it related?

WOW!! 8,579

####### happened..

I don't know, but shouldn't you be jumping off a building? That's what Americans do when the stock market crashes, isn't it?

Go on then.

Maybe George Bush will catch you.

The Genesis story and in particular Adam and Eve don't make any sense not if you take it literally. Apparantly, god made Adam, then made Eve out of Adam, but then there are these random 'other people' who marry the offspring of this pair. Where did they come from? Who made them? Where these people self aware or where they naked? No explanations forthcoming.

Then of course there's a gamut of people who lived several hundred years. Is there one ancient skeleton of a man older than about 45? I've never heard it

And, so on ad infinitum.

If people want to believe in god so be it but don't push your values on the rest of us and suggest that they make sense. They don't.

They married their siblings.

Cain killed Abel and was cast out of Eden. He wandered around, eventually coming to the Land of Nod; a place of Pagans. There, he married a local woman. He did NOT marry a sibling. He married one of "the Other People" - The people NOT created by Yahweh-god. The people who worshipped other gods, had their own creation stories, etc.

Where are you getting that? There is nothing in the Biblical account to suggest that the Other People, as you call them, were not created by Yaweh, so you must be referring to other sources.

16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.

21 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.

22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.

23 And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.

24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.

25 And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.

26 And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.

"Outside the presence of the Lord" would seem to imply that the Land of Nod wants nothing to do with this egotistical little Yahweh creature who, while only having the garden of Eden, wants to claim ownership of the entire universe. Yet, in the first chapter of Genesis, Yahweh-god talks of "we" and "us" in regard to godS.

I think that covers what PlatyPius was talking about.

Sorry to hear about this. I think the reasons are somewhat hilarious and very shallow.

But, let's see what's the time can do for both of you. Who knows,after couple of days or weeks or months she will realize that despite of her physical judgment to you she will find herself that she still loves you. If she misses you, that means somehow you have touched her heart that she even herself hasn't aware of that because of she was occupied of thinking you're fat.

Tell her that you are willing to lose some weight.

Give it some shots for your relationship. Good luck.

My finacee and I got into a agruement.

When I told her to lay it all on the table she was honest enough to tell it all but in a bizarre way.

She came up with a list:

1. I turn her off with my looks.

2. She said that I am overweight.

3. She has forced herself to love me the entire time.

4. She really wants to help her family thats why she looked for an American

5. She can no longer take the fact that she was lying to me

6. She said im too fat for her.

So I ended it just a few minutes ago.............................

OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Weight loss is easy.

Stupidity is Forever.

You can change.

She can't.

You don't need to change.

She does.

There's only one loser in this scenario, and it isn't you.

x Gay agenda

x Illegal Immigrants

x Public Education

KKK

x Liberalism

x Welfare

x Hollywood

x San Francisco

x Pot Smokers

x Environmental Activists

x Academia

Hate America? That's being anti-American.

well that's real friggin' considerate of you.

People's timelines help us to see/compare what the USCIS is doing

and how it effects everyone on this site. You've obviously been on this site since June,

used VJ for what it has to offer, but cant participate and give back to the group?....Nice

good trolling to you........

That long response in reply to my 2 letter post. Am I the only one amused by this?

And no, I have not "used VJ for what it has to offer".

I want you to go back and read my first reply, and then yours.

I merely said that I would not fill out my timeline. Why? Well, as you have well spotted, this is a troll account. Also, I have no connection at all to this sort of visa. I merely drove by on the "today's posts" page, saw this thread demanding people fill out their timelines - which annoys me to death - and decided to reply.

Nice of you to entertain me by getting all worked up over a meaningless post. Thanks!

Will ya'll puleeeze fix you're timeliiiiiines?

No.

When your a$$ gets put into AP, or your interview goes to hell, don't expect any help here.

No interviews, no AP. So, thanks, but I don't need and won't need your help.

Will ya'll puleeeze fix you're timeliiiiiines?

No.

Intelligent Design is for Unintelligent minds.

Don't they shoot Arabs in Alabama?

And Frenchies?

And South Americans?

And teh gheys?

And "coloreds"?

And Catholics?

And......

Are you being racist? or are you actually asking that?????

I would guess that it was a joke, since Alabama and most of the south have a history of racism and intolerance.

I believe Mr. Pius is thinking of Arkansas, not Alabama.

Troll.

The FBI doesn't investigate or enforce Immigration cases.

0 miles, 0 feet.

I've lived many other places, though. I just ended up back here due to various circumstances.

I think prayer can be effective as a way to summon inner strength, like a form of meditation. However, I do not believe in prayer as a way of asking for divine intervention.

I agree with this.

It is the basis for witchcraft, as it is known today. Spells are nothing more than self-affirmations.

My basic belief is: The more someone talks about their religion, the less religious they actually are.

we have abe lincoln & george washington's bday. they were white.

Abraham Lincoln was rumored in the South to be a secret Negro ("Abraham Africanus the First")...

http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/c/collins-scorpion.html

awesome. that's why he freed the slaves!

He didn't want to free the slaves. That wasn't even a consideration until much later into the civil war. Lincoln's main goal was to spank the bad southern states who dared to defy the (mostly powerless at the time) US government. Lincoln's victory brought many things aside from freedom for the slaves, including massive taxes, government intrusion into our lives, loss of state's rights, and many other things.

Freedom FROM religion.

ok guys, this is one of these sad endings that i never thought i will go thru ...i did all the steps to bring my wife overseas ...and after living here and having a baby, i found out she was cheating, and the only reason she married me is to come here to the states and see her lover...this was 7 months ago ..now,i got the divorce from state now and custody

(she left with me and never asked about all these 7 months)..at first i asked a lawyer what i can do to take her 10 year green card away, he said i advice u not to do anything, because they may think (home land sec) that it was all a setup marriage..so i didnt do anything, after a month i thought of calling the ins, and asked them if i can do anything, the lady said, send all the info you can send about what happened, but you will never know if we do or dont do anything about it...now im asking you guys, it was about this time that we were going to apply for her to get her citizen ..can she still get approved if i dont sign off on it, does she need me to sign off on it? can i do anything else to stop her from becoming a citizen ?i would be thankful for any help...

You are trying to seek personal retribution using the resources of the USCIS. You want to punish your wife for using you and leaving you by taking away her green card. I can understand being upset, but using the USCIS as your instrument of revenge is not acceptable. If she already has her 10 year green card, then there is nothing you can do anyway.

If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father; or the voice of his mother, and, though they chastise him, will not give heed to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, "This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard." Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones; so you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

-Deuteronomy 21:18-21