charlie_brown

Better sooner than later.

Of course they shouldn't be charged. I mean, it's just fair, after hundreds of years of rascism. The whole system is set up against Blacks. What they did is just payback.

Just look how they're trying to frame OJ for something he didn't do, for the second time!!!

I find it strange that you obviously did not know your wife or how severe her condition was before you came to live here. You've known her since 2004 and yet you didn't know how bad her illness was? Good luck to you.

I paid $10 once for half a #######. She wanted $20 for the full one.

This is the same guy that was posting about how his wife was abusing him and he wanted to know if he could stay in the US.

Wassup? Oh wait, is this the Blue Balls thread? Oh, sorry nevermind.

I dated a hooker once. She could sit on my #### and spin around.

Maybe your boss isn't getting any sex and she's jealous because you are.

Hmmm, she's from an eastern European country and she got a B2 VISA, after getting a K1? Sounds a little fishy to me.

It feels really good to have once again found the forum thats been helpful to me in the past when i was relocating from Scotland about a year ago..

It's only sad that this time around i'm not hear to discuss anything of joy,like,'HEY, I GOT MY K-1 VISA!!' etc..

I'm rather coming here to seek help after about over a year of mental torture, stress and lack of peace of mind..

I moved here from scotland last year after my spouse filed a k-1 visa. Everything was fine back then and our love life was second to none..even though we were having a long distance relationship as she was here and i was back home in scotland.

After i moved here and got married, we moved in together and ever since then i havent had one full week without a major fight, arguement or misunderstanding..

We have been to 2 marriage counsellors and 1 financial counsellor. We even been to marriage group sessions.

We seem to have lots of expectations from each other considering we're both from different cultures.

We havent been able to agree on any major thing as the other person is still pushing for personal agenda.

The fights have gotten worse and she's getting physical.. the police have been involved on a couple of occassions and i refused to press charges on both occasions.

A lot has gone on but now, its looking like the best option is to go our seperate ways...She already has told me she's moving out b4 the weekend.

I'm tired of begging her to stay and i feel like i'm just gonna cave into her threats..

Now, the main concern is what my options are concerning my status here...I already got the condtional GC in january and have 2 years to go.

Sought legal advice and i was told i could file an i-751 but i dont know the success rate of that if i was to file alone on grounds on entered marriage in good faith but it didnt work.. I know i could go on the grounds of abuse and mental torture but i unfortunately didnt press any charges when i could so i have no proof of that..Not even proof of the time, she put all my property in trash bags and brought them to me at work or the time she destroyed all she ever bought for me even up till toothbrush,birthday cards, joint vision board plans etc..she shredded it all..

I'm scared for my life and sanity. My family is worried she may hurt me but i dont wanna lose my status here but it feels like i'm caught in between fire and the deep blue sea..

I NEED HELP, ADVICE !! I need protection. My career and every other thing is going just fine but its a living hell at home.

What are my options and where do i go from here...My conditonal GC expires in january '09 but whether i'd still be able to cope with my spouse till then is a major doubt only by divine intervention

Hmmm, she's abusing you so bad to can't stay with her, but you refused to press charges. I wonder why? Sounds like we're only getting one side of the stroy here. Unless of course you just used her to get into the US and now you want to justify your separation, then it all makes sense.

Maybe she needed a little extra cash.

Vacuum Screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

These stories are legend on VJ. This is only the latest.

Thank you, Charlie Brown.

You are most welcome.

Good grief, only 27 pages! I figured it would be good for at least 50.

Well, it was fun anyway, while it lasted. B)

See ya!!!

Well, there has been a new development in this situation. I felt it appropriate to talk to my wife's best friend Sarah about this before proceeding, so I asked her about it. She was honest about it and said yes its true, but then she said oh there is more to it than that. She was reluctant to tell me the rest of it and said I should ask my wife.

Later I asked my wife and she told me the whole story. It turns out that Sarah and her husband are getting married in a few months and have been trying to get pregnant. Unfortunately Sarah's husband has a low sperm count (or low motility or something like that) and the doctors told him he may not be able to father a child. Sarah is afraid that they wont be able to conceive, and they will be childless and it will impact their marriage in a negative way. Sarah said her husband is very stubborn and refuses to consider anything like in-vitro fertilization or adoption. They have been trying for almost a year and Sarah has not been able to conceive. Sarah is concerned that if she goes for artifitial insemination without telling him, there is a chance that he will find out. She has heard of cases of mistakes being made at sperm banks and the child doesn't look like the parents.

So, my wife and Sarah came up with the idea for me to be the donor. As you recall, Sarah's husband and I look a lot alike, so much so that people think we are brothers (or even twins). We also have the same ethnic background. I said I dont know anything about artificial insemination and my wife started giggling. She said "no silly, you will have to do it the natural way". Well needless to say I was shocked and nearly fainted. After I recovered (and had a beer to calm down), my wife and I talked about this some more. I asked her if she was serious about this and she said yes she is. Sarah and her are so close (like sisters) and she said she doesn't mind if I'm the "donor". So I asked her what about the fact that I would be having sex with ber best friend and she said she doesn't mind as long as she is there with us at the time.

My wife said she would be very proud of me if I would do this for her best friend.

rather strange that earlier it was just a bj, now it's moved on into another story.

They didnt tell me the whole story until this weekend.

uh huh

keep in mind that dna paternity testing could put you on the hook for over 20 years.

Sarah is willing to sign a contract stating that I am a legal donor only. Since she is not married yet she can do that herself. Just like Melissa Etheridge and Julie Cypher did with David Crosby.

In any case, Sarah could never tell anyone about this, so she wouldnt be able bring up paternity.

Well, there has been a new development in this situation. I felt it appropriate to talk to my wife's best friend Sarah about this before proceeding, so I asked her about it. She was honest about it and said yes its true, but then she said oh there is more to it than that. She was reluctant to tell me the rest of it and said I should ask my wife.

Later I asked my wife and she told me the whole story. It turns out that Sarah and her husband are getting married in a few months and have been trying to get pregnant. Unfortunately Sarah's husband has a low sperm count (or low motility or something like that) and the doctors told him he may not be able to father a child. Sarah is afraid that they wont be able to conceive, and they will be childless and it will impact their marriage in a negative way. Sarah said her husband is very stubborn and refuses to consider anything like in-vitro fertilization or adoption. They have been trying for almost a year and Sarah has not been able to conceive. Sarah is concerned that if she goes for artifitial insemination without telling him, there is a chance that he will find out. She has heard of cases of mistakes being made at sperm banks and the child doesn't look like the parents.

So, my wife and Sarah came up with the idea for me to be the donor. As you recall, Sarah's husband and I look a lot alike, so much so that people think we are brothers (or even twins). We also have the same ethnic background. I said I dont know anything about artificial insemination and my wife started giggling. She said "no silly, you will have to do it the natural way". Well needless to say I was shocked and nearly fainted. After I recovered (and had a beer to calm down), my wife and I talked about this some more. I asked her if she was serious about this and she said yes she is. Sarah and her are so close (like sisters) and she said she doesn't mind if I'm the "donor". So I asked her what about the fact that I would be having sex with ber best friend and she said she doesn't mind as long as she is there with us at the time.

My wife said she would be very proud of me if I would do this for her best friend.

rather strange that earlier it was just a bj, now it's moved on into another story.

They didnt tell me the whole story until this weekend.

Well, there has been a new development in this situation. I felt it appropriate to talk to my wife's best friend Sarah about this before proceeding, so I asked her about it. She was honest about it and said yes its true, but then she said oh there is more to it than that. She was reluctant to tell me the rest of it and said I should ask my wife.

Later I asked my wife and she told me the whole story. It turns out that Sarah and her husband are getting married in a few months and have been trying to get pregnant. Unfortunately Sarah's husband has a low sperm count (or low motility or something like that) and the doctors told him he may not be able to father a child. Sarah is afraid that they wont be able to conceive, and they will be childless and it will impact their marriage in a negative way. Sarah said her husband is very stubborn and refuses to consider anything like in-vitro fertilization or adoption. They have been trying for almost a year and Sarah has not been able to conceive. Sarah is concerned that if she goes for artifitial insemination without telling him, there is a chance that he will find out. She has heard of cases of mistakes being made at sperm banks and the child doesn't look like the parents.

So, my wife and Sarah came up with the idea for me to be the donor. As you recall, Sarah's husband and I look a lot alike, so much so that people think we are brothers (or even twins). We also have the same ethnic background. I said I dont know anything about artificial insemination and my wife started giggling. She said "no silly, you will have to do it the natural way". Well needless to say I was shocked and nearly fainted. After I recovered (and had a beer to calm down), my wife and I talked about this some more. I asked her if she was serious about this and she said yes she is. Sarah and her are so close (like sisters) and she said she doesn't mind if I'm the "donor". So I asked her what about the fact that I would be having sex with ber best friend and she said she doesn't mind as long as she is there with us at the time.

My wife said she would be very proud of me if I would do this for her best friend.

Charlie you better jump in bed with both of your biatches if you wont fuc them then you should give your biatches up to a realman who knows how to use his #######. your biatches will leave your ####### azz in the bed alone for another man who knows what sex and muffl diving is all about lol.

Thanks for the suggestion. I'll take it under consideration.

Keep typing CB. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an abyss of irreversible lunacy.

A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. I don't think you are a fool after reading your post, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will really be your last.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now why don't you go and get lost somewhere where they don't have a "found" department?

Lynn

#######?

I can't believe this thread is still going!! Charlie, hit the bricks. Byron, keep the faith.

What gave you the idea that CB and Byron are two different people?

Hmmm, if a guys fiancee just lost a child, would he be so nasty? You would think he would be saddened a little. Makes you wonder doesnt it?

ETA: Just thinking out loud of course. Im sure the story is true.

Now my wife wants to have another talk about this, but I dont know what she wants to talk about. I cant imagine what it is.

Other than the entertainment value, is this thread serving any real purpose?

I'm still looking for that one useful contribution to solving this dilemna. It seems people are intolerant of any type of relationship that doesnt match theirs. Making jokes and lewd remarks doesnt really help.

My God .. Marriage is for 2 people....You cannot be serious being so passive...do you cheat..or better yet ...would you cheat??

Think about it. Marriage is already being redefined from one man and one woman to allow male-male and female-female marriages, so why not 3 people? Honestly, some cultures allow it, so why not?

So you want to marry "Sarah" as well?

Well, honestly I hadnt thought about it that way, but now that you mention it, did you see "Big Love" on HBO? My wife really likes it but I thought it was kind of silly and unrealistic. Funny, she was always watching that show before she told me about Sarah but I couldnt figure why she liked it so much. Doh!

Another contradiction... I thought you walked in on her? Oh well I suppose her telling you is just as funny.

When I walked in on them they werent actually doing anything, they were just naked in bed. I suppose she could have said they were taking a nap or something, but she told me everything after that. Sarah spends a lot of time at our place so it's not unusual for her to be found sleeping there.

So why did you start this thread then????? You had your own answer. It just seems that you needed other people's "attacks" to be sure of what you want. Just do it and stop talking.

Because it is fun for some people to get others worked up and see how many pages in a thread they can generate before it is locked or finally ignored.

Usually the person has social issues in real life and craves attention and interaction with people, so they use message boards, where remaining fairly anonymous is easy, people are naturally curious and friendly, and ineptness, anxiety, or other barriers to normal social interaction isn't as apparent.

Is this guy for real? Don't know and don't care. I made my joke in the first page or two and I'm willing to bump this thread a second and last time for fun.

Wow, you make a pretty convincing analysis. You must be a psychologist or something like that, right?