Carrie and Majid

It took the USCIS just under 5 months to approve and send to NVC. From what I read I would assume that something on your 130 was incorrect or you needed more supporting documents. Your congressman can help you expedite once your case is sent to the NVC---and you can too. Try not to worry-and wait and see.

One that cuts grass.

What's the difference between choosing your friends and picking your enemies? (vice versa)

Maybe. Need to dig up old Maury episodes to answer that one.

Does TLC (network) have any influence on K-1 visa decisions?

Because Energy drinks are expensive.

Why do we scrub down and wash up?

_{I have faith that there will be peace.}

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

A parable.

Why are they called mosquito "bites" when the mosquito isn't actually biting?

I don't think I would eat a cat...and trust me I CAN over eat especially on Thanksgiving.

Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

No, because they drink a lot of milk.

Why does your feet smell and your nose run?

Yes, when they are in shoe form.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Only if they can't read.

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Because they are slippery.

What do chickens think we taste like?