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Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the little ones.
- William Shakespeare
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
- Yakov Smirnoff
"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls" - Lenny Bruce
"Most people keep messing with their lives until they finally screw it up" - my father
"The problem with retirement is that you never get a day off."
