I was taken hostage by a Canadian hockey team, the watergirl, Jennifer, and I developed a strong bond whilst I was being held captive. She would sometimes loosen the ropes, adjust my blindfold, and even gave me a Coffee Crisp once! Once the US Government paid my ransom (2 blocks of cheddar cheese and a pack of Camel lights), I asked Jennifer to marry me. She said "no!", but I filed for the visa anyway (shhh! don't tell her!)
