Can Donald Trump grow a beard? An investigation

[Jacque67 7,328]

Donald Trumps sense of self-worth seems to be based entirely on his status as an alpha male. Hes obscenely competitive, feels entitled to women, and is apparently fixated on the size of his #######. One hyper-masculine symbol, however, appears to have eluded Trump his entire life, for Donald Trump has never even shown the inklings of the beginning of any sort of beard.

Of course, theres nothing wrong with not having or, perhaps, not being able to grow a full beard. Plenty of men live a genetically-mandated life of beardlessness and are no worse for it. Its curious, though, that Donald Trump, a man quick to point out the cucks and betas of the world, seems lacking in one of the most obvious signifiers of male virility. Might his spite stem from insecurity after all?

On Twitter, hes never mentioned a beard even once, and as far as shaving goes, he only ever seems interested when its another man getting shorn:

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/can-donald-trump-grow-a-beard-an-investigation-1787842613