Henykat

Try making your font bigger so we can see

I printed something thicker than "War and Peace" and then went outside and planted two trees.

Hell, I'm trying to get you to leave, why would I want you here.

Any man that expects to exchange some financial security for a woman that under no normal circumstances would be attracted to him gets exactly what he pays for. There is no reason to whine when he finds out that he did actually have to pay.

It always has been...simply because of jealousy...now crawl back under your bridge and get your filthy hand out of my wallet

It always has been...simply because of jealousy...now crawl back under your bridge and get your filthy hand out of my wallet

That's what Jonah said just before the large bass ate him.

If you keep complaining about what god is doing you might be punished.

Nobody here knows of any such thing happening. Everything you are reading is speculation and frankly, some of it is downright stupid.

There are 1.5 million pending petitions. In August they received about 650,000.
Okay...let's use an analogy. If you own a McDonald's and you can make 50 hamburgers in an hour and you have 100 hamburger orders in an hour, would your system of hamburger making be faulty and your workers all of a sudden be lazy because the customers had to wait for their burger?
http://dashboard.uscis.gov/
You can see here that the number of outstanding petitions has been decreasing until February. And then there is a rise in the months after of petitions being filed. I know we all want to think our petition is the only type that matters, but USCIS has to adjudicate all of them. Making one person happy just makes another person disgruntled.
When we married or proposed to our SO, we got in line at McDonald's. Some people can't place their order correctly to be understood; some people take a long time to pull their change out to pay; some of us are in line with a cashier that is being trained and last but not least, there are only 4 burgers left and the person in front of you just ordered 10.

You paid for a service that is clearly stated to take 5 months. Is this what you expect?

There isn't a separate box for "clear as snow" petitions. USCIS is receiving close to 500,000 petitions a month so which one of the "clear as snow" petitioners gets to go first? If you want to find a more accurate target for your frustration, it would be all of the rest of us petitioning for visa benefits. Personally, I think a 5 month wait when there are 1.5 million pending petitions is acceptable. Good luck with your NOA2. Maybe it will be in one of the more productive adjudicator's queue.