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Typical mud blood muggle! Sectum Sempra to her.

In England they're called conkers and we thread string through them and try to break each others conker or fingers.

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.

Do not piss into the wind.

Please don't feel I am mocking a tragedy, but it reminded me of the joke

" What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clippety-clop-clippety-clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting"

Thry're just not the same.

I would kill for one right now.

Especially the curry flavoured one.

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.

Sorry.....was going to correct the conversion rate but I got it wrong.

Trying to bait them back and have fun stringing them along is always fun. http://www.scamorama.com/ is always a fun read.

Some excellent choices there Marilyn.

The cheesiest one I could think of was "Starting Together" by Sue Pollard.

Thanks for your help guys....she has asked me to stop sending her suggestions now, so you don't need to keep this thread alive unless you're having fun.

I knew I could rely on VJ for help.

Incidantally.......here is her final list:

Elvis Presley – Are you lonesome tonight (laughing version)

The Turtles – So happy together

Pulp Fiction Soundtrack – Teenage Wedding

Abba – I do I do I do I do I do I do etc

Beautiful south – don’t marry her

J Geils band – Love Stinks

The Darness – I believe in a thing called love

Billy Idol – White Wedding

Harry Connick Jrn – Let’s call the whole thing off

ZZ Top – Viva Las Vegas

Dirty Dancing Soundtrack – I’ve had the time of my life

Sam Cook – Get an ugly girl to marry you

Elton John – I wanna kiss the bride

Dixie Chicks – going to the chapel

Inxs – Pretty Vegas

Smash Mouth – I’m a believer

Smashing Pumpkins – Today

The Knack – I knew the bride (when she used to rock & roll)

The Proclaimers – Let’s get married

Just something that's been irritating me a little. There seems to be so much politics discussion on the off topic forum that it could be worth considering a new forum for politics/religion.

Liar liar pants on fire.

Just don't let everyone know about it.

Thanks rclouse.

All good suggestions I'm sure. Can't honestly say I am familiar with any of them but I can tell where your musical interests lay.

Keep 'em coming guys.....you've never let me down before!

How else would you boost the post count?

OK, my sister is coming over in October to get married in Vegas. She needs some songs to play in the limo from Vegas to Valley of Fire and has asked for some help with suggestions.

She wants some really cheesy songs and so far has the obvious ones: Viva Las Vegas, I do I do I do by Abba, Don't marry him (** me), but needs some more.

I have suggested Slap my b*i*t*c*h up and I like big butts and need some more suggestions.

Any help you can give will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks,

Graham.

That looks great for the day after a vindaloo.

Congratulations Aidan. Mine came on Saturday so I start work again tomorrow.

Ah yes....didn't notice that. My apologies. (sticking to off topic from now on.)

The list is great. I'm going to print it out and carry it around with me I think.

Susie and I were listening to radio 1 last week on Sirius radio when an advert came on for "Diggerland". I tried to explain that a digger is a front-and-back shoveler, or a JCB or a...................

totally lost her.

I'm on first -name terms with all of the attendants at every drive-through beer and smoke shop within 5 miles.

Have had to take a dump in a bar with no door on the cubicle.

Have downloaded country songs on limewire. (currently listening to Blue moon of Kentucky).

Got used to KFC not selling fries.

If for some reason they do not accept that, your green card should arrive fairly quickly

You're sure about that? I've been here over a year now and applied for AOS last December and still waiting on fingerpring checking before my green card is issued.

Its just unnecessary and childish.

Thats what I think anyway.

A message to you, Rudie - The Specials

I had some problems too when my original DL expired after 6 months. The DMV I went to accepted the AOS receipt eventually and I got the full 4 year license. Have you tried going to a different DMV and hopefully seing a more sympathetic officer?