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  1. Arguably, si man. Blasphemy, man! Anathema, man!
  2. Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]
  3. Sorry; neither. Mini-Bone & I usually watch streamed movies at home (popcorn = cheaper).
  4. Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Did not leave the casa, nice change man. Slept poorly, much caffeine needed man. Lunch (at Many p.m.) was Many (2+1) chicken-patty sandwiches, ingest we man. Laundry load conquered, victorious we man. Warsher dished and soon to be de-dished, domestic we man. Mini-B. arrived for Two Guys week and immediately began mini-hooping, enthusiastic wee man. Briefly played basketball outside, humid weather man. Despite allegedly having been fed din-din by ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B. claimed hunger, typical man. Din-din was 2 PB&J sandwiches each, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. then consumed a gigantic Gala apple, further ingest wee man. Miu happy to see Big Bruddah, pleased miu man. Miu currently jockeying for Daddy's attention, high-maintenance miu man. Party with the rubias as soon as Mini-B. is zzz-ing, cavort we man.
  5. Well, she offered us a second Fortune Cookie, and the food is great at fair price, there's that man. Gracias for keeping abreast of such possibilities, si man.
  6. Thread is closed in favor of the OP's existing thread in the K-1 Case Progress subforum.
  7. A hijack post has been removed. If you have an unrelated question, please start your own thread.
  8. Anytime it's posted, "I'm out" sounds disrespectful and dismissive. One acceptable alternative is, "I've contributed all I can, and I don't wish to argue or bicker, so I won't post more in this thread."
  9. A man burst into a doctor's office. He had a carrot in his left ear, a squash in his right ear, and a banana up his nose. "What's the matter with me, Doc?!" he cried. "You're not eating properly," said the doctor.
  10. An important contribution to this thread: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/
  11. 'No One Needs An AR-15' Says Person Who's Obviously Never Seen The Cockroaches In Texas EVANSVILLE, IN — Local man Heath Bentley declared to his friend Gill today that no person needs an AR-15, displaying his obvious ignorance of Texas cockroaches. "Five minutes down there, that boy would be begging for a bazooka," said Corpus Christi native Gill Marek. "An AR-15 is the smallest weapon anyone would dare to take those suckers on with." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/no-one-needs-an-ar-15-says-person-whos-obviously-never-seen-the-cockroaches-in-texas
  12. Many U.S. women’s soccer players refused to acknowledge the national anthem The American women's soccer team appeared on the field at New Zealand's Eden Park, ostensibly representing America, but more than half the players refused to acknowledge our national anthem. In other words, [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/07/many_us_womens_soccer_players_refused_to_acknowledge_the_national_anthem.html
  13. Journalist Who First Reported Hunter Biden Laptop Story Had the Perfect Response to This Question [...] Still, some people refuse to believe that the laptop is authentic, leading to this person questioning if Morris thought it was Russian disinformation, the initial and obvious pivot deployed when this story was first published. Her response was perfect: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/07/22/journalist-who-first-reported-hunter-biden-laptop-story-had-the-perfect-response-to-this-question-n2626065
  14. New Data Shows Hot Weather Devastating for the Endurance of Electric Vehicles https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/07/22/new-data-shows-hot-weather-devastating-for-the-endurance-of-electric-vehicles-n780458
  15. Military Notes a Spike in Myocarditis Cases — Wonder Why? [...] myocarditis cases in 2021 — the year members of our Armed Forces were forced to take the shot or leave the military — jumped to 275 cases, a 151% leap from the average number of cases from 2016-2020. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/07/22/military-notes-a-spike-in-myocarditis-cases-wonder-why-n1712879
  16. Is Zelensky's 'ungrateful' act causing him to lose his luster? [...] One year later, the Biden administration is addressing Zelensky's seeming ingratitude once again. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/international/4110473-is-zelenskyys-ungrateful-act-causing-him-to-lose-his-luster/
  17. How Is Ukraine's Counter-Offensive Going? It Depends For the most consequential conflict in the first quarter of the 21st century, the world is hopelessly uninformed about the Ukraine war. Every media outlet has its own ideas about events in the theater. [...] https://tippinsights.com/hows-ukraine-counter-offensive-going-it-depends/
  18. Hero: Biden Announces He Will Donate The Rest Of His Bribe Money To Charity WASHINGTON, D.C. — What a guy! As more evidence continues to emerge regarding Biden's selling influence and favors to foreign governments for bribe money, The President has announced he will be selflessly donating the remainder of his bribe money to charity. "Listen up, folks. Here's the deal," Biden said to reporters assembled at the White House [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hero-biden-announces-he-will-donate-the-rest-of-his-bribe-money-to-charity
  19. It is Sunday! Time for our hilarious, approval-prompting*, good-news-evoking* Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *if correlation = causation ============================================ TWO OLD LADIES AT THE FLOWER SHOW Two little old ladies, Pearl and Opal, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall, where a flower show was in progress. Opal leaned over toward Pearl and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun. For $10, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!" "You're on!" said Pearl, holding up a $10 bill. So Opal slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked, she streaked through the front door. Her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, a smiling Opal came through the exit door, surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd. "What happened?" asked Pearl. "I won $1,000 as first prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement.'"
  20. Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Got up way too early, caffeine pill ingest we man. Finished Uncle T-B.'s shopping and delivered it, help we man senior he man. He still hadn't put away items from our shopping trip of 2 months ago, and man. He had also asked us for items that he still had in his freezer from last time, man. His apartment was also at Many -- si man, Many -- degrees, just as hot as outside man. We were drench-sweated by the time we returned to the casa, good grief man. After showering, we set forth, set-forthing we man. First stop was the ES, q.v. above man. Next stop was favorite Chinese buffet, ingest Many (2+2) heaping plates we man. Waitress "girlfriend" was there, solicitous she man. 1. Was first time we'd seen her unmasked, average man. 2. English difficult to understand, listen close we man. Many. Not a rubia, Many'rd strike man. Final stop was Costco Business Center, mobbed on a Saturday man. Got Many (2+2+1) items, managed to keep below $Many00 man. We will go there only on weekdays in the future, much more relaxed man. Showered again, Clean for Gene we man. Siesta'd, zzz we man. Continuously ministered to demanding miu, brush/feed/play with us Daddy miu man. Up-cleaned a little of the casa for Two Guys week, still disastrous man. Thought hard about diversified menu items for Mini-B., dissatisfied we man. Came up with a couple, we'll see man. Limited proficiency beyond microwave and air-fryer, culinarily inhibited we man. Got ingredients at supermarket, shop yet again we man. Party with the rubias ongoing, take break therefrom we man.
  21. Perhaps, but also perhaps not. Context is important. Again, the crucial step is to report anything that seems to violate the Terms of Service.
  22. Keep the Moderation team in the loop, please.
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