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Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling 'Bring Out Your Dead!' WASHINGTON, D.C. — Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect the dead bodies. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aide-pushes-cart-through-halls-of-congress-yelling-bring-out-your-dead

Hunter Biden Optioned To Make Room For 7th Grandchild On Family Roster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After careful consideration, the Biden family announced that they have officially designated Hunter for assignment to make room for their 7th grandchild on the family roster. "It was a tough call demoting Hunter to make room for what's-her-name," said President Biden. "I love my son, but we had to do what's best for the team." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-demoted-to-make-room-for-7th-grandchild-on-family-roster

New Report Claims Hunter's Laptop Contains Secret Agreements With Foreign Business Partners; Will This Finally Lead to Impeachment? [...] According to a new exclusive NY Post report, Hunter's nightmare device contains contracts and business agreements with not only domestic business partners but with foreign entities such as Burisma and Chinese energy company CEFC. Will these documents be the impetus for finally opening an impeachment inquiry in Congress? [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/07/29/new-report-claims-hunters-laptop-contains-secret-agreements-with-foreign-business-partners-will-this-finally-lead-to-impeachment-n784472

Why was there an illegal China-linked bio lab in Fresno? [...] No, this is not the plot of a bad movie. A Chinese company that nobody knows much about took over an abandoned building, set up a grotesque unsanitary bio lab complete with genetically engineered mice, stored HIV, Malaria, COVID-19, Hepatitis, and other viruses as well as vats of "biological material" for purposes unknown. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/07/29/why-was-there-an-illegal-china-linked-bio-lab-in-fresno-n567873

Hoo, BABY... read every word of THIS. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One DOJ Official Could Have Stopped Biden Family Crime Racket Years Ago: Jack Smith As head of DOJs Public Integrity Section from 2010 until 2015, the now Special Counsel was responsible for investigating corruption among government officials and their associates. Why not the Bidens? https://www.declassified.live/p/one-doj-official-could-have-stopped

Matt Taibbi speaks. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Most Embarrassing "Facebook Files" Revelation? The Press, Exposed as Censors The "Facebook Files" show the press is part of the censorship establishment, but that's not the worst part [...] https://www.racket.news/p/the-most-embarrassing-facebook-files

Biden's 'My Son Has Not Made Money On China' Debate Lie Isn't Looking Too Good Right Now https://thefederalist.com/2023/07/28/bidens-my-son-has-not-made-money-on-china-debate-lie-isnt-looking-too-good-right-now/

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: The coffee table wouldn't fit in the T-B.-mobile's back seat, no way man. It only halfway fit in the T-B.-mobile's trunk, strapped in with trunk open man. We were wondering whether a Smokey would pull us over, wonder we man. Sure enough, red/blue lights were flashing, uh-oh man. The Smokey said to us, spaketh he to we man: "I'm concerned that driving with your trunk open is a safety hazard, si man." We explained that we were the famous POTS Business Typhoon, self-reveal we man. The Smokey immediately offered to transport the coffee table in his Tahoe, smart Smokey man. He followed us, lead the way we man. He even carried it into the casa for us, didn't trip on any miu-toys fortunately man. And only one line of the above is untrue, hee hee hee man. Mini-B. wasn't presentable and stayed upstairs, reticent wee man. We explained the situation thusly, explain we man: "We thought we'd be bear bait, and sure enough but what we got a Blue Light Special, si man. Smokey thought about givin' us a bear bite and almost a green stamp, si man. We sweet-talked him into takin' the coffee table in his gumball machine straight here to the casa, si man. He carried it straight in and gave us Manys ([2+1]s) and Manys ([2x2x2]s), si man. We're tempted to write the big Papa Bear to commend Smokey, si man." Mini-B. replied, "Many-Many ([2x2x2 +2]-[2+2])," cognizant we man. Miu immediately climbed onto new table to inspect it thoroughly, busybody miu man. Mini-B. liked the new coffee table, which is perfect for our setup, glee man. We then went to the other 2 ESs, q.v. Saturday ES report man. Lunch for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, rice + tuna without peas ingest wee man. Lunch for us was the final Many (2+1) chicken patties from Aldi, ingest probably never again we man. After all this excitement + lunch, we had a wonderful siesta, zzz we man. Its beginning was truncated because of a wasp-sighting downstairs, frantic wee man. Overdoing instruction, Mini-B. used half the wasp-killer spray to nuke the wasp, thorough wee man. Miu wanted miu-treats and lunch a couple of hours earlier than usual, intemperate miu man. We told miu that she would forget this episode and want a repeat later, know miu we man. Sure enough, miu wanted more treats and got an extra din-din later, man. Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s still-empty casa to get Mini-B.'s basketball uniform, amazingly right there man. Took Mini-B. to final game of summer, chauffeur wee man we man. Mini-B.'s team lost Many to Many, either narrowly or by blowout man. On the up side, when they fell behind Many to Many, we thought they'd never catch up, pessimistic we man. However, they probably did, depending on the precise meaning of Many, Many, Many, & Many man. After off-cooling at the casa, Mini-B. wanted din-din, consent we man. Din-din was Many (2x2x2x2) air-fried "chicken & cheese taquitos" from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Shortly, Mini-B. wanted us to play basketball on the patio, consent we man. After off-cooling from that, Mini-B. wanted to play mini-hoops inside, consent we man. It was a sweaty, ache-muscling Two Guys evening, si man. One Costco popcorn was needed to make weekly quota, double digits man. Two were consumed during several Cory Kenshin videos, ingest Two Guys man. Two Two Guys showers were finally taken, relief for wee and we man. Miu entered bathroom with a feather-roller, play with me Daddy or Big Bruddah man. Exhausted wee man now embedded, deeply zzz-ing wee man. A great Two Guys week so far, almost over man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, overjoyed senior she man.

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Saturday ES report, see man: We attended the Friday ES and the 2 new ESs as stated, integrity-filled we man. All yielded the take, see man: -- Manygonal ([2+2+2]gonal) coffee table = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2+1 + half a buck), steal man -- metalwork picture of Mayan head, stack of Many (2x2x2x2) styrofoam drink-cups = $Many ($2+1), deal man -- mostly full bottle Pantene shampoo = $1 + half a buck, steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2)

Trump Gets Standing Ovation at Iowa GOP Event, Lays out Why People Should Vote for Him https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/07/28/trump-gets-standing-ovation-at-iowa-gop-event-lays-out-why-people-should-vote-for-him-n784121

Biden Ducks and Covers on Another Vacation Amidst the Spiraling Scandal How much more vacation does Biden need? Not to mention all the early lids, and light to empty scheduled days. He's already had more vacation time than anybody who occupied the office in recent memory. Can we expect Hunter to be there, like he was on the two weekends in Camp David, likely having a deep confab about all their legal issues? When Biden goes to Rehoboth Beach, the Secret Service claims they don't keep the kind of logs that they would have in the White House; it would be harder for the press to track things like who might be visiting, including legal counsel or doctors. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/07/28/biden-ducks-and-covers-on-another-vacation-amidst-the-spiraling-scandal-n784057

Really glad to hear this fabulous news. You must be on top of the world! Sure hope that you'll stay active in the forums.

Just 4... wimping out on us, huh? Many thanks, and enjoy your TV.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Lunch was takeout from Arby's*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Din-din was burgers, traditionally ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Smokey & the Bandit II, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This leaves one bowl to reach double digits, Two Guys quota man. We intend to visit at least the Friday ES if the coffee table is still there, visit we man. And there are 2 ESs proximal to our casa, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

Illegal Chinese Bio Lab Discovered in Central California [...] Charming. Health officials were quick to affirm that the materials were disposed of properly once discovered, and no ongoing threat remains — at least not from that particular lab. But the discovery certainly raises multiple questions, such as [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/07/28/illegal-chinese-bio-lab-discovered-in-central-california-n783720

Comer Lays out Why Those 170 Biden Suspicious Activity Reports Are So Bad Chairman James Comer revealed that the IRS whistleblowers were indicating they had evidence of offshore accounts that could be related to Joe Biden. If they have the records of those accounts and can link Joe Biden to foreign payments, that may be the smoking gun right there if the Republicans get around to an impeachment trial. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/07/28/comer-lays-out-why-those-170-biden-suspicious-activity-reports-are-so-bad-n783853

Read this whole thing (head-shake). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Shows Just How Bad His Deterioration Has Gotten During Remarks in Maine [...] One of the biggest criticisms of Biden is his continuing incoherence, which was again on display in Maine. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/07/28/biden-shows-just-how-bad-his-deterioration-has-gotten-during-remarks-in-maine-n783918

Feel-Good Friday: Groundbreaking Epilepsy Procedures Are Game Changers [...] While increased knowledge and pharmaceutical breakthroughs allow some individuals who suffer from epilepsy to lead more stable lives, about a third of those who suffer from the condition are resistant to pharmaceuticals. A brain implant called the RNS System seeks to help this type of patient. The device helps the brain to recognize the patterns and location of seizures and sends a signal to the brain to make them stop. [...] https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2023/07/28/feel-good-friday-groundbreaking-epilepsy-procedures-are-game-changers-n783054

Will Hurd Disses Donald Trump at Iowa GOP Lincoln Dinner, Gets Booed Off Stage Former Congressman and 2024 GOP presidential candidate Will Hurd jogged to the podium at the Iowa GOP's Lincoln Dinner, and he nearly had to jog off at the end, but for a different reason. [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2023/07/28/will-hurd-disses-donald-trump-at-iowa-gop-lincoln-dinner-gets-booed-off-stage-n784080

Outrageous: Biden Regime Denies RFK Secret Service Protection Robert F. Kennedy Jr. made the announcement on Friday morning: despite the fact that he is a candidate for the presidency of the United States, the Biden regime has denied him Secret Service protection [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/07/28/outrageous-biden-regime-denies-rfk-secret-service-protection-n1714253

Coked-up 5-Year-Old Shoots Toddler Full of Weed: Blame the Parents, Not the Gun "Parents-of-the-year" Shatia Welch, 24, and Deonta Johnson, 27, were busted this week in LaPorte, Ind., after one of their drugged-up kids shot their other drugged-up kid. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/07/28/coked-up-5-year-old-shoots-toddler-full-of-weed-blame-the-parents-not-the-gun-n1714336

Koran burnings in Sweden, PM concerned [...] We will see attacks on Sweden as a result of this. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/07/28/koran-burnings-in-sweden-pm-concerned-n567706

Another Smollett: Carlee Russell charged in kidnapping hoax Carlee Russell is the 26-year-old Alabama woman whose disappearance and apparent kidnapping sparked a manhunt that lasted 49-hours. Earlier this week Russell admitted the entire thing was a hoax which she now claims she carried out by herself. Today, she was charged with [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/07/28/another-smollett-carlee-russell-charged-in-kidnapping-hoax-n567800

Long ago, I heard someone observe, "When accountants are in charge, the net result of everything is Zero."