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  1. Josh should've won! :lol:

    Right, hahahaha. What was his problem anyway? :lol:

    :angry:

    Bonnie shoudla won!

    No way! She was just a nanny. :P

    NU UH! :(

    Jen shoulda won for reals.

    Josh was still defending himself last night. Even I can saute crabcakes!

    Yeah I thought that Jen was a good competitor too. Although I had a hard time getting past the spaghetti from the trash thing....

    There's nothing wrong eating from the trash can....as long as you're a bum! :lol:

  2. Josh should've won! :lol:

    Right, hahahaha. What was his problem anyway? :lol:

    His problem? I don't think he knows how to cook. I think he may have cooked an egg once, made it sunny-side up, and someone said that he should be a chef. Because he's a natural! ;)

  3. I think most of the man-boobs (or moobs) could be reduced by getting on an exercise bike

    Indeed. Woman-boobs could be reduced by getting on an exercise bike as well.

    Skinny girls do tend to have smaller tits.

    hmmm....i knew a skinny girl, who had big tits..maybe, due to an outside force being applied to them at random periods of time... :whistle:

    There are always exceptions, of course.

    i knew a kid, in high school. you had massive tits...i think he is a fireman these days in my home town..probably popular in the firehouse too.

    Tits and a firepole to slide on? I wonder if his tits prevent him from going down on the pole too fast? :lol:

  4. Karolina passed her interview today. I spoke to her for only a few minutes. I'll have more info tomorrow when she returns home from Kiev. We're very happy we've reached this point. Next stop, Odessa on the 24th. :D

    T., glad to see Anya is settling in good ;)

    Outstanding and Congrats Joe! Looking forward to hearing more about it!

    Eric

    Thanks Eric. You're next man! :thumbs:

  5. If the drug was fake then how could they arrest her for possession of cocaine?

    It was her intention to buy cocaine...that's how they got her. A friend of mine had a teenager afew years back that thought it would be funny to go out into their pasture and pick little toadstools and mushrooms and sell them to his classmates as shrooms. You wouldn't beleive the trouble he got in along with the kids that bought the fakes. :wacko: What really got me was he was in more trouble because they said he could've harmed someone more by not selling the real thing!

    Most mushrooms are poisonous. There are only certain kinds that could only be digested. He very well could have made someone sick or they could've died. He was very lucky it didn't happen.

  6. Karolina passed her interview today. I spoke to her for only a few minutes. I'll have more info tomorrow when she returns home from Kiev. We're very happy we've reached this point. Next stop, Odessa on the 24th. :D

    T., glad to see Anya is settling in good ;)

  7. Kidding Nagi!

    Matt, she offered some advice to me that I am indebted. Because it helped me during this process. One day she will ask a favor of my services and I will be happy to oblige. Remember GM, I am a wedding DJ. When that time comes for your wedding, I'll be happy to offer my services. ;)

    Joe, I think that "woah!" was in response to my comment about birds tag teaming each other on the perimeter fence.

    Hmmm...ya sure? :lol:

  8. My father who is 76 is talking about getting it done. I don't think his eyes are that bad. But I'm not the one looking through them. I'm 20/20. So it's hard to understand

  9. Kidding Nagi!

    Matt, she offered some advice to me that I am indebted. Because it helped me during this process. One day she will ask a favor of my services and I will be happy to oblige. Remember GM, I am a wedding DJ. When that time comes for your wedding, I'll be happy to offer my services. ;)

  10. Thanks Joe. Hey what does GF stand for? I assume its not girlfriend...

    Go get some Thai food! It is good stuff. Stay away from the 5 star spicy stuff, unless you like peeing out of your butt.

    GF is girlfriend. I'm Nagi's beotch :lol:

    I can handle the 5 star stuff. There's nothing that's made me pee out of my a-hole...yet! :unsure:

  11. Amusing to see though that while most Americans find female circumcision barbaric and horrifying, they're just fine with male circumcision.
    Wow. Like comparing a beheading to a haircut.

    Zackly!

    Maybe the dude doesn't have a normal "head" and pisses out of a pubic hair. Are male and female circumcisions the same now? Grab the sheers! :lol:

  12. I have been praying a little bit more. I am far from religious, and I dont think I ever will be, but it is comforting, so I do it.

    Deja vu Mr. M! I was just speaking about this on this thread earlier today :o

  13. i *have* learned several choice dutch curses from when he gets upset tho!

    Those are the best ones to learn in ANY language! She heard me using the word "titties" when I was excited about something and said, "That's titties!". She says it all the time now :lol:

  14. we're in america, we furriners should all speak english.. because if not we're bad, and we dont respect God, the constitution and the country.... and other people get pissed off

    (btw this stupid commentary, is because the stupidity that they made at work.. while on vacations they moved my desk. because i spoke 'too much spanish' with the other hispanic rep, and 'in this office the official language is english'... they could have asked in a civilized way, but no, they have to act like xenophobic azzhatz)

    Pedroh, you're much smarter than to think all of us American-born citizens don't think because you don't speak English, that we think you don't respect God, the Constitution, or this country. To be honest, I've never seen more cars with rosaries hanging from a car mirror than in a Mexican's car. I know respect for God is there. Now, think back to before the protests that occured last year. Being Hispanic was not a bad thing being portrayed in the news. What has really made a mess of things and/or fueled xenophobic behavior such as you speak about, was when we had illegal aliens taking to American streets demanding to be made citizens. It trivialized all those people that came here long ago from all countries, who waited, worked hard, and earned their citizenship. Unfortunately, because the large majority of illegals here in the US are from Mexico, the rest of the Hispanic culture has gotten thrown into one big bowl to create the xenophobia you're referring. The recent events of those illegals killing and raping the college didn't help anything at all either. Acts of violence, on behalf of any illegals in this country, don't do ANY ethnic group any favors.

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