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Of course you know what I was referring to.  WDW (Disney).
 
FYI, I don't live in central Florida.  It gets too cold up there.

Of course you know that the happiest place on earth is located in central Florida.

Friday ES report, see man:
 
We itineraried 2 and possibly Many (2+1) ESs on an ambitious road trip, si man.
We attended all Many, whee man.
 
The first 2 yielded the take, see man:
 -- mostly full bottle Walgreens astringent, thickest warshcloth ever = $2, deal man
 -- tupacs party cups, 2 stacks party/din-din plates, bag assorted napkins = $2, steal man
Total = $Many ($2+2)
 
At the Many'rd ES, we hit up the ES ladies for female prospects, hit ladies we man (uh... er...).
They have a (calm down, Bro G) Russian rubia for us to check out, mid-March man.
Maybe they'll think of additions in the meantime, si man.
 
See Thrilling Friday non-ES report for account of road trip, fun man.

You finally ate a decent meal.
Mama T-B still taking care of her little boy....

His take on NATO is the same as in his first term. NATO nations pledged to increase defence spending to 2% of GDP, or higher. As far as I know, apart from the USA, only Poland and the UK are honouring that pledge.
 
So I can see his frustration. In his eyes, the other 29 NATO members are happy to rely on the U.S. military to shoulder the financial burden and to bail them out if and when a conflict arises.
 
DJT isn’t the threat to NATO. The other members are.

Yes, guilty as charged.
You need to raise the ceiling then. (Or shorten Mini-B's legs)

Happy birthday to Mama T-B.
 
I know this routine all too well.  My mother will be 91 in 3 months (I know, I know...I'll let you fix it), and I get similar lectures when I speak with her on the phone and make my weekly visit.
 
You need to raise that hoop up so it's just out of dunking range.

Do YOU really need that??

Upvotes being withheld pending provocative stories detailing your intimate interactions with rubias.
 
And we need very intimate details....
 
We're living vicariously

Forgive my absence and negligence.  I've been abducted and held captive by the absent Asia.

Apparently every day is Columbus day in Poland.
 
Good to know.
 
We are beginning the planning for next years overseas vacation and Poland is on the list of possibilities.

Please don't speak badly about our dear sweet Asia's sister.

Happy birthday to Mama T-B.
 
I know this routine all too well.  My mother will be 91 in 3 months (I know, I know...I'll let you fix it), and I get similar lectures when I speak with her on the phone and make my weekly visit.
 
You need to raise that hoop up so it's just out of dunking range.

Check Goodrx.com.

Check Goodrx.com.

Do YOU really need that??

In June it will be 18 years I have been married to my Russian scammer.  
Looks like I am stuck with her.  LOL

In June it will be 18 years I have been married to my Russian scammer.  
Looks like I am stuck with her.  LOL

Probably not a candidate for e-file until petitioners learn to stop sending everything including the kitchen sink as evidence 

That is the most common and easiest way.
Apply as "Single" and in the maiden name. Don't openly mention you are married.
 
When you apply for I765, I131 and I485 is how you "change" her name. Immigrants must change their immigration name first. It is not done like Americans who change their SSA name first.
You input her married name as the current legal name on all immigration forms to obtain an immigration document in that name. THEN you are eligible to apply for SSA name change, DL change, etc.
 
In general, sure. But define easier. It's easy to use her married name moving forward if you follow the process. 
Yes. As above, single and maiden.
YES as well!!! And I765.
Why? Because they will send a REPLACEMENT card in the new name and save you a trip to change her NAME with I765 and change her STATUS on her SSN card with I485.
 
DL laws vary by state. It's very common for K1s to only be allowed to drive for the first 90 days. That is a huge, wellknown drawback of the K1 route.
Bank account policies vary by bank as well.
Working is dependent on I765 approval. She cannot work with just an SSN. You can check current processing times for I765 (and all other forms) on the website. 
Together. Same envelope. Separated with clips.

If you try to get the SSN now, get it in her maiden name and then change the name later.  If you try to get it in a name other than what is currently on file with the USCIS the likelyhood of approval is next to nil 

Upvotes being withheld pending provocative stories detailing your intimate interactions with rubias.
 
And we need very intimate details....
 
We're living vicariously

Snow is just "fat water," si C ma'am.
 
If you ever see yellow snow, be sure to eat it, si C ma'am.
It contains special nutrients, see C ma'am.
 
We grew up in the Midwest, si C ma'am.
If we never see another snowflake, we won't care, si and no C ma'am!
P-Math transgression precised, see and  C ma'am!

Just shows you can get anything on Amazon.

I thought Jerry Nadler was still with us? 🤔