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ladyspotthedog

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  1. I have to eat everything on my plate sequentially. I hate it when my food touches....not cool.

    Yep, me too, always starting with the veggies and finishing with the meat (basically in order of preference with the last being the best). Even with, say, a burger and fries, I have to eat all the fries before I can even start on the burger!

    Oh and I adore very cold, very burnt toast :D

  2. Satsumas are great, eating’s a piece of p***, but you can’t do it with an orange. You go, “You want a bit of orange? I’ve got… f****** ‘ell! (mimes hammering on the orange to open it) Can’t …” ‘Cause inside an orange- it’s like the film “Das Boot” in there! With Jürgen Prochnov going,

    (German accent) “Don’t let them get in to the orange! It’s most important! Or the juice will get out, and it’ll not be good. They’re breaking in with fingers, depth charges! Let the peel come off only in small chunks!”

    (mimes peeling orange with fingers) “S***!

    (as Prochnov) “They’re breaking in! Push all the pips into bits they wouldn’t expect, that’ll do!” (mimes pushing pips around)

    ‘Cause it is! There’s no chance of someone eating an orange, going, “Hey!” (mimes choking on the bit due to a pip) “You’re very nice…” (chuckles) There’s not a chance of someone who speaks like that anyway…

    So oranges can f*** off, that’s what I say!

    :devil::lol::lol:

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