Pag-ibig Ko

Could someone please translate this Visayan (Bysaia) & Social Media conversation to English. Online translator doesn't pick up on the social media abbreviations.

Z R Kuyaw gyd ni sya o cge raman ug honeymoon..

E S Cge lng ky pg abot atng imo kamo napd mg honeymoonZ R..kysa knang I R dha wa gyuy pgka honeymoon..cge lng g momom..hahaha

I R Hahahahaha borsheeeex ka omar!! Cge ka lang palami dha ha!

Z R Ingani na lugar E S si I R?hahahah

I R Nwahahaha mga hangal!!!!!!!! Dumoooot na gyud ni E S??????

M F HAHAH! ayaw mog ingana kay Ivy oi.... way nakadaut sa magnegosyo ug arawan!

I R Bwahah chumooooo!!!! Leged2 sad ta kinatawa ani dah!

M F bitaw Ivy, ayaw na sila panumbalinga kay mga burikat man na sila! sayup ba diay kung e save nimo ang best for last diba?? HAHAHA!

Z R Si E S ra uy. Demure kow! Hahaha dko kabalo unsaon na

M F tinuod na! kung na babae lang nas patay... gamay ra isa ka dosena anang anak!

M F ako kay di jud ko anang sex! yuckkk!

I R Bwahaha wooooiiii kilatan bya ka M F!!!

I R Sure ka demure ka Z R???? Haahaha cge raman lgi na paburot bazooka imung boy takla alyas K C! bwahahaha ako bya original demure kiligon ra kng mangihi!hahaha

M F demure inig human brutsahi siguro na iya Ivy hahahahahaha! kaila nako anang K C .... basta nay bangag sudlan! US Army bya na! hahahaha

Z R Demure ko krn panahona ug nakalimot nako unsaon ug halok. Hawani sanang cobwebs nmu dha I R k maka hilo na.hahaha

Z R Hoy saba kau mo! Hilom nas E S kau! Disturbo kau daw mo! Bira kumbati dyorj!

M F aymo ug ingana kay ga syagit nanas patay ug "hinay hinay lang gaaaaa! mabaliiiii!"

I R Bwahahhaahaa yati ngano ako naman gbirahan dri ug ayo asa nato akng sapar M F hahaha sulirap na c E Smameh Zdalg

M F huna huna sa chicks..." mularga nako.... bali-un ko ni!" hahahahahaha! kaluoy ni patay!

Y E Bwhahahahahhaa wla ta kabalo mas grbe pa diay na c I R..pasekreto lng. Dba mameh Z R? Bwhahaha

Z R Bwhahahahaha murag Y E k perti man pa gwapa ug bloomingdale.

M F vajay jay ana kay di na murag langub.... coloseum na jud!

Y E Z R bwhahaha!!! Mao na mnganchaw nlng dayon..hahaha

E S Waahahaha yaw kabalaka I R ky pasalubongan tka g pusporo sudlanan sa arawan mamaligya dayn ta gawas sa montessori de oro..hahahaha

M F pero, dali ra lagi mo nahuman patay? unsa toh quickie or nahutdan ka na ug duga?!

Z R Hahahaha delikado daw na M F k maka bungaw! Pasikati ra gud na I R si E S abi palang weak!

M F sample lugar? hahaha! salbahis!

I R Bwahaha hulat lang mu dooots bungkag lapinig gyud ni bah!hahahah

M F HAHAHHAA!

E S Bungkaga nana I R ky basn fna mka sulod ang hapon ana!! Hahaha

M F HAHAHHA! sulod siguro apil baka ana patay

M F diha ga itigway ni Ivy ang baboy na iyang gi taguan

Y E Feelingero ug bayotero jud niz E S oh..matud pa ni zarich. Hahaha

I R Titatits OMAR!!!!!

M F Zarich ayaw awat sa imong uncle ha? pwerting pagaka burikat

Y E Bwahhaahha!!!!!

E S Hooyy mga animas g birahan na gyd ko nnyo g au ha..mabasahan bya ni grace..hahaha

M F samut jud ka lubutun ni Grace pagma basahan ni niya. maluoy mo kay patay!

What I hear on this forum so many times is USC's holding a foreigner almost hostage with a GC or citizenship, etc. Would we seek to crush another USC's world for such a thing or give them another chance? It seems like some exspect these foreigners to grovel at their feet just because the gift of US citizenship has been presented. These foreigners leave bad conditions, yet. but they also leave their loved ones, their lives, etc to be with a person and they are people just the same. If one would seek to destroy a USC for adultery, then so be it. I feel sorry for that mentality. But if one would try to work it out with an adulterating USC, then he/she should try to work it out with their love. We married for love right? Love covers a multitude of sins. There are some things that i absolutely do not trust my fiance with. but I know that and i loook at the good and I look at the bad and yet I love him and wouldnt hold him to a higher standard than i would an american. and I certainly wouldnt make him a slave. not saying that hte OP is doing that, but so many times, the first thing i hear on difficulty is removing support, withdrawing the petitions, etc.