Flinging Rants To See If They'll Stick

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Observations, see man:

 

1.   We are highly self-thankful for having mow-lawned one week ago, constant monsooning man.

 

2.  Miu wants more attention than we can give her, si man:

          -- brushed miu twice, soft/fluffy miu man

          -- early serving of miu-treats/dry food, another being jockeyed for right now man

          -- much play, little of which seems to satisfy miu man

          -- miu constantly tries to sit on our keyboard, omnipresent miu man

          -- keeps miuing in "miu," please talk "People" so Daddy can out-figure what you want miu man   

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

New HSM yielded surprisingly good zzz and painlessness, hope not an anomaly we man.

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

Miu needy, demanding, and vague about satisfiers all day, needy demanding vague miu man.

 

Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man.

Promptly retired for siesta, zzz and lounge till nearly noon we man.

 

Did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

 

Din-din was nuked On-Cor hamburger steaks + canned green beans + r'b'r, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was half a sugar-free cherry pie, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Hondo, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Manyzen, weekly quota achieved/exceeded man.   

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) highly proximal ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

One is a repeat of last week, who knows if will still be a dud man.

No other plans for Friday, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[mam521 3,071]

Last day of school!!!!

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Just now, mam521 said:

Last day of school

Whoopee, mam ma'am.  Another week to go here, si man.

 

In our own exciting news, miu is finally somnolescent, zzz-ing miu man.

[mam521 3,071]

2 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

In our own exciting news, miu is finally somnolescent, zzz-ing miu man.

Monster Monty is climbing his cat wall and playing with toys.  I'm waiting for the zoomies to REALLY start. 

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Miu wall, mam ma'am?

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Friday ES report, see man:

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) highly proximal ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

One is a repeat of last week, who knows if will still be a dud man.

Because of late start, we attended 2, both new man.

 

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- verrrry thick Land's End bath towel, Many00-year-old Pennsylvania Dutch cookbook* = 

          $Many ($2+2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

 

*intended gift for wonderful neighbor with culinary talents, magnanimous we man

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

New HSM worked wonderfully again, zzz painlessly again we man man.   

Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man.

 

Breakfast for us was toast, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

We were leisurely prepping for ES-ing when Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man man.

Everything was and is a disaster,   man.

We didn't leave the casa till after 1 p.m., sigh man.

Nearly bought 2 NIP rolls of wax paper at first ES for $2 each, nearly we man.

Might be half-off or half-of-half off on Saturday, ask we man.

We do have Many (2+2) rolls at the casa already, torn we man.

We shall see if we return on Saturday, can you stand the tension man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man.

Movie night was Big Jake, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2x2 -1) for the week, tally beginning to become impressive man.

Green grapes down-warshed the popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Perhaps an ES or two (or Many) on Saturday, monsooning permitting man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Saturday ES report, see man:

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Perhaps an ES or two (or Many) on Saturday, monsooning permitting man.

We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, intrepid we man.

The first & Many'th were repeats, and the 2nd & Many'rd were new, precisely man.

 

The new (2nd & Many'rd) ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- verrrry thick Casa Cristina bath towel = $2 + half a buck, steal man

  -- NIP box Kleenex, NIP bottle Heinz ketchup, ~full bottle men's multivitamin, 

          ~full bottle magnesium tabs Many00 mg*, ~full can Foamy shaving-cream, 

          half-roll wax paper = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + half a buck), pleased we man

 

*500-mg Mg, funny man

Edited 20 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Neonred 4,221]

We are in the Keys (of course) for the hoilday weekend, and will be extending our time here for an extra week.  Who cares about the office... I won't be doing it much longer at all.

 

AND we have 4 grandchildren and their parents here with us.  @TBoneTX, I'll bet you can guess what I'm doing to handle the asociated stress!  I can say I slept very well last night.

 

Weather is great and the water temp is a delightful 84 degrees.  Spending time on the boat and at the picnic island and local sand bar.

 

Kids are doing a little fishing and following our local "Key deer".  

 

Looks like I will be here for next weekends "Wetstock"

 

Wetstock 2026 is the 21st annual floating music festival held in the Lower Florida Keys. The signature weekend-long sandbar party features a floating stage with live bands, reggae, and rock. [1, 2, 3]

Key Event Details

• Dates: Saturday, May 30, and Sunday, May 31, 2026
• Location: Picnic Island Sandbar, near Ramrod Key and Summerland Key, FL
• Lineup: Hosted by Reggae Lou & The Kind Budz, featuring performances by Xperimento, Soulfiya, Trae Pierce and the T-Stones, Marshall Morlock, and more. [1, 2, 3]

How to Attend

• By Boat: Anchor your boat in waist-deep water to join the massive raft-up and party from the water.
• By Shuttle: Don't have a boat? Shuttle service operates all day between the mainland and Picnic Island.
• Shuttle & After-Parties: Boats and shuttles depart from and return to the Looe Key Reef Resort (27340 Overseas Highway, Ramrod Key), which also hosts the official after-parties both nights. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 49,817]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

We are in the Keys (of course)

You have committed (of course) Many -- si man, Many -- P-Math errors,   man.

[TBoneTX 49,817]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Took great new bedtime HSM, hopeful we man.

We were jolted awake at Many a.m. by a thundersoon, thunder + monsoon man.

It must have lasted for a whole hour, seemingly so man.

We never really re-zzz'd,   man.

 

Forecast was to expect re-monsooning in afternoon, si man.

We embarked upon our highly proximal ES itinerary at an hour before noon, timely we man.

Finished it + all errands and returned to the casa about Many minutes before the re-monsoon, wow man.

Mini-B. was still embedded at half-of-half past 1 p.m., slothful wee man man.

Miu was quiescent most of day, quiescent miu man.

 

The Many'th ES was planned poorly, steal though it was for us man.

The ES lady left the owner's Rx narcotics in plain view, Tramadol man.

She also left his checkbook + boxes of blank checks available in drawers, good grief man.

This is only the second such ES that we've seen with these oversights,   man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, F$WM

The Subway chica was exceptionally generous in compiling the subs, generous she man.

We & Mini-B. were quite stuffed, satiated Two Guys man.

 

Mama T-B. left us a phone message while we were in Subway, aysheep senior she man man.

She was aysheep over something not necessary till June Many'th, typical man.

She said, "Call back as soon as possible -- or SOONER, si man!",    man.

 

We retired for a planned 2-hour siesta at Many p.m., exhausted we man man.

One hour later, the monsoon from the black lagoon began, split-earing thundersooning man.

We intrepidly tried to complete our siesta despite the futility thereof, hosed zzz for we man man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S&Ms, ingest wee man man.

Din-din for us was half-of-half of the remaining sugar-free cherry pie, ingest we man.

 

Movie night was Jackass Forever, last of the Jackass movies watch Two Guys man.

We & Mini-B. gleefully imagined ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s reaction if she were to watch any of it, hee hee man.

Mini-B. found that the Jackass TV series has just been put on Paramount+, heavenly man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) -- si man, Many (2 Manyzen -2-2) -- bowls for the week, impressive man.

It has been some time since we reached this estimable height, pat-selves-on-backs Two Guys man.

 

We are warshering and must shortly bake a pre-Sunday LL, domestic we man.

It comprises Mini-B.'s skool pants, the 2 new ES bath towels, and a jacket that we have left out since winter, enterprising we man.

This shall ease the burden of Sunday's typical Many (2+1) LLs, executive thinking by we man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Will have to visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, take Mini-B. along so as not to get yelled at we man man.

No other plans beyond the aforementioned LLs, no plan we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 4,221]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

The ES lady left the owner's Rx narcotics in plain view, Tramadol man.

 

How much for the Tramadol?  Was it a bargain?

 

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

 

 

Movie night was Jackass Forever, last of the Jackass movies watch Two Guys man.

We & Mini-B. gleefully imagined ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s reaction if she were to watch any of it, hee hee man.

Mini-B. found that the Jackass TV series has just been put on Paramount+, heavenly man.

 

 

I remember when the TV series was on and ex-Mrs. Neon saw me watching it and said how stupid I was...

[Neonred 4,221]

Hey @TBoneTX

 

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

 

 

Too many cheetahs.