Trump Grill could be the worst restaurant in America

[Jacque67 7,328]

Halfway through a recent late lunch at the Trump Grillthe clubby steakhouse in the lobby of Trump Tower that has recently become famous through the incessant media coverage of its namesake landlord, and the many dignitaries traipsing through its marbled hall to kiss his ringI sensed the initial symptoms of a Trump overdose. Thanks to an unprecedented influx of diners, we were sitting at a wobbly overflow table outside the restaurant, in the middle of a crush of tourists, some of whom were proposing to their partners, or waiting to buy Trump-branded merchandise, or sprinting to the bathroom.

As my companions and I contemplated the most painless way to eat our flaccid, gray Szechuan dumplings with their flaccid, gray innards, as a campy version of Jingle Bells jackhammered in the background, a giant gold box tied with red ribbon toppled onto us. Trump, it seemed, was already fighting against the War on Christmas.

Donald Trump is a poor persons idea of a rich person, Fran Lebowitz recently observed at The Vanity Fair New Establishment Summit. They see him. They think, If I were rich, Id have a fabulous tie like that. Nowhere, perhaps, does this reflection appear more accurate than at Trump Grill (which is occasionally spelled Grille on various pieces of signage). On one level, the Grill (or Grille), suggests the heights of plutocratic splendora steakhouse built into the basement of ones own skyscraper.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review

The PEOTUS is now tweeting anti VF stuff bigly.

# priorities !!!!

[smilesammich 10,727]

flaccid and restaurant reviews do not go well together.

+100

Donald Trump is a poor persons idea of a rich person

[Jacque67 7,328]

25 degrees out. Trump vs Carter in 30 year feud .

Delishhhhh.

[smilesammich 10,727]

i don't know about ya'll but i am super pumped for pink flamingos to come back in style. there's one silver lining..

[Transborderwife 4,666]

i don't know about ya'll but i am super pumped for pink flamingos to come back in style. there's one silver lining..

where'd you find my picture?

[yuna628 9,527]

Not sure if it is the worst one, but my Dad could tell some stories from the inner workings of Trump casinos and restaurants. Hint: it's not pretty.

[smilesammich 10,727]

where'd you find my picture?

when were you at my house???

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

Halfway through a recent late lunch at the Trump Grillthe clubby steakhouse in the lobby of Trump Tower that has recently become famous through the incessant media coverage of its namesake landlord, and the many dignitaries traipsing through its marbled hall to kiss his ringI sensed the initial symptoms of a Trump overdose. Thanks to an unprecedented influx of diners, we were sitting at a wobbly overflow table outside the restaurant, in the middle of a crush of tourists, some of whom were proposing to their partners, or waiting to buy Trump-branded merchandise, or sprinting to the bathroom.

As my companions and I contemplated the most painless way to eat our flaccid, gray Szechuan dumplings with their flaccid, gray innards, as a campy version of Jingle Bells jackhammered in the background, a giant gold box tied with red ribbon toppled onto us. Trump, it seemed, was already fighting against the War on Christmas.

Donald Trump is a poor persons idea of a rich person, Fran Lebowitz recently observed at The Vanity Fair New Establishment Summit. They see him. They think, If I were rich, Id have a fabulous tie like that. Nowhere, perhaps, does this reflection appear more accurate than at Trump Grill (which is occasionally spelled Grille on various pieces of signage). On one level, the Grill (or Grille), suggests the heights of plutocratic splendora steakhouse built into the basement of ones own skyscraper.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review

The PEOTUS is now tweeting anti VF stuff bigly.

# priorities !!!!

In the never ending parade of fake news and and absurd Trump hit pieces, this is a leader in the march toward stupidity

[Transborderwife 4,666]

when were you at my house???

it's a snowflake conspiracy I tells ya

[Jacque67 7,328]

Carter and Walters and Devine and Fran rock bigly!!!

[Jacque67 7,328]

flaccid and restaurant reviews do not go well together.

+100

Perhaps cash poor trump can get a deal on cheap rate viagra... Melania might change her mind and actually move into the WH!!!

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

Perhaps cash poor trump can get a deal on cheap rate viagra... Melania might change her mind and actually move into the WH!!!

because that's what a woman needs to change her mind?

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

because that's what a woman needs to change her mind?

[smilesammich 10,727]

Perhaps cash poor trump can get a deal on cheap rate viagra... Melania might change her mind and actually move into the WH!!!

make it stop

[Jacque67 7,328]

make it stop

Hey. It's a big problem for some!!!