I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah Tark you dum !

[NikLR 13,220]

made sausages and salad for supper.

Sausages were chicken with feta and spinach and a pork med gyro flavor so I decided to make a greek salad with it. nom!

[TBoneTX 43,058]

It might just be me, but I prefer the garbage to go out after dinner so the kitchen doesn't smell the next day.

If there's any extra, it goes out later, see ma'am.

I make tiffany take out the garbage

Including everything important of yours that she doesn't recognize and therefore throws out, we know this man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Saturday GS report, see man:

Plethora of GSs today, Chamber of Commerce weather man.

The take, see man:

-- Many-pc. (2+2-pc.) full-sheet set = $Many ($2+1), steal man

-- Many (2+1) new-in-package magnetized notepads for refrigerator = $1, steal man

-- glass pie-dish with handles (microwave-safe, etc.) = $2, deal man

-- 2 pillowcases + perfect-sized pants = $2, steal man

-- pants/shirt/book for Mini-B. + 2 pillowcases + warshcloth = $2, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2), steal man

We then went to favorite resale shop, getting a dress-shirt & T-shirt for us + pants for Mini-B. = $Many.Many ($2+2+tax), steal man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Rest of day included 2-hour NWC (nap with cat), laundering GS purchases, trips to Aldi et al., warshing the T-B.- & Mrs.-T-B.-mobiles, laundering week's bath towels (baking still in process), laundering kitchen rags (warshering still in process), and playing Wrappers with enthusiastic cat, miu man.

We shall bake but NOT fold kitchen rags tonight, si but no man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

For dinner, Mrs. T-B. wanted to go out, out she man.

We had an Applebee's coupon expiring today, why not man.

In summary, we have NO idea how the visiting Commie-babes ate there nearly every day, oj NIE.

We were greeted, seated, & initially waitered right away, good man.

Portions were overpriced and undersized, shocking man.

Mrs. T-B.'s lemon chicken had zero flavor, didn't finish it no she man.

Mini-B.'s child's hamburger had crustily-stale bun, shocking man.

Our steak was nearly too tough to cut with a steak knife, even with the grain of the cow man.

The "grilled" onions were quite obviously raw onions, distinct difference man.

Waiter served Mrs. T-B. the wrong refill of drink, good grief man.

Waiter tried to take away plate with food still on it, what's the hurry man.

Waiter forgot to apply coupon for free entree, then disappeared bye man.

No one ever asked how everything was, out of Many passing employees man.

At end, we wryly said to Mrs. T-B., "Where shall we go for dinner, huh man?"

We all left disappointed, downer man.

Mrs. T-B. correctly noted that we could have eaten Mexican at full price for what we paid this eve, right she man.

In summary, Applebee's coupon had opposite effect of its intent, never dream of going there again no man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Towels f'd, first step man.

Kitchen rags b'ing, will NOT f them tonight despite problems caused by it tomorrow, no man.

Warsher de-dished, too much silverware man.

Cat brushed, expectant miu man.

Prep zzz man.

Mornin', etc.!

[NikLR 13,220]

oatmeal, coffee... nom

[SAT 9,609]

Went Apple picking with the kids.

And their thuggy friends.

And Tiff's thuggy friends.

And relatives from Cali.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Went Apple picking with the kids.

And their thuggy friends.

And Tiff's thuggy friends.

And relatives from Cali.

Fresh Air Fund: Steve Edition

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Went Apple picking with the kids.

And their thuggy friends.

And Tiff's thuggy friends.

And relatives from Cali.

Fotos of apples, picking, kids, thuggy friends x 2, and Cali relatives now, see man.

Fresh Air Fund: Steve Edition

Soliciting funds, TOS man! Reported!!!

[TBoneTX 43,058]

We had to leave the casa twice, suboptimal Sunday man.

Once to retrieve Mini-B. from Mama T-B., and once to curbside the r-casa's garbage, job man.

Trim-hedged front shrubbery, then mowed over clippings, highly efficient man.

However, relatively brief job nearly killed us, half-dead man.

Must've underestimated the midday heat, oppressive man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Laundered Many (2+2) loads, kill us man.

Read book to Mini-B., we to wee man.

Built towers of wooden blocks for him to crash cars into, glee wee man.

Never got good nap, waste of effort man.

Corpulent, purring feline currently occupying lap, suck-up miu man.

She shall surely return and drop a wrapper at our feet, we know the system miu man.

We shall of course acquiesce, expectant miu man.

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Cat (including Wrappers) prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with or without +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 43,058]

Scintillating repartee these last 2x2x2+2 hours, yawn man.