Joke thread

[Fandango 1,439]

TASTE TESTS

A teacher was doing a study testing the taste senses of first graders, using a

bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began the study and as they received a Lifesaver candy responded;

"Red.............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green..........lime,"

Then the teacher gave each of them a honey Lifesavers. After eating the candy,

it was obvious most of the kids were not familiar with honey and none of the

children could identify the taste.

"Well," she said; "I'll give you all a clue; it's what your mother may sometimes

call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out the remains of her Lifesaver and

screeched; "Oh My God!!!! They're azzholes!"

[Ban Hammer 13,195]

[LuzyC 0]

The Ugly Son

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"