The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Who gonna pick out the lice and eat it?

[Ontarkie 13,915]

I'm eating jelly beans why do these kids put junk near me!!

[SAT 9,609]

Jelly bean pic now

[SAT 9,609]

Where is this job applicant that I'm supposed to interview? It's 2:45 and he's not here yet.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Where is this job applicant that I'm supposed to interview? It's 2:45 and he's not here yet.

Traffic jam. Or the Train Subway is unreliable and late

[SAT 9,609]

Traffic jam. Or the Train Subway is unreliable and late

You think he's going to tell me that, and get hired?

Interview is at 3. I'm leaving at 3:02.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

He will probably tell you his Grandma died

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Way to freak me out - sound the tornado alarm with no warning that you are doing a test drill.

[SAT 9,609]

He will probably tell you his Grandma died

When you're staring at a 6 figure job, you should be very punctual.

Way to freak me out - sound the tornado alarm with no warning that you are doing a test drill.

Did you get flashbacks of the sundown siren here?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

When you're staring at a 6 figure job, you should be very punctual.

You should have to tell me about the 6 figure job. I will fly in for interview punctually

[Ontarkie 13,915]

They test weekly here drives me nuts. Then they wonder why so many ppl ignore them.

[SAT 9,609]

You should have to tell me about the 6 figure job. I will fly in for interview punctually

Uh huh.....And you love me long time.....

[SAT 9,609]

They test weekly here drives me nuts. Then they wonder why so many ppl ignore them.

Here we have the "Friday afternoon Jew bell".

First, the warning bell 1 hour before sundown. Then, the sundown bell. If you're caught driving, you're a bad Jew and will be deported to Israel.....

Ok, this guys is here. Now he can wait....

[Ontarkie 13,915]

lol

[SAT 9,609]

ok that's that.....can I go on ###### vacation now?