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I can't for the life of me remember where I read it, but apparently semen in general is good for your hair. :thumbs::lol:

oh you had to bring that up...

mooo snort moo :devil:

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If you have ever wondered how they collect bull ejaculate here is a clip. Bull - Electro-ejaculation Poor Bull is all i have to say.

That was totally different than the way I saw the semen collected on a documentary. This guy had a ranch and some prize bulls...when it came time to collect the semen they would bring out this large metal frame with a cow hide over it, complete with faux "female parts". Then the camera pans inside the frame where some poor guy is awaiting the collection with a huge vial in his hand...hovering below the "cow" opening.

Next we see the bull mounting the "cow" and having its way with "her", pounding and bellowing while that poor guy inside is trying to hold the vial straight, awaiting the semen...and hanging on for dear life with his other arm.

Finally the bull does his deed and is satiated, pulls out of the "cow" and and puts his two front legs back on the ground, looking mighty proud of his big bad self. The poor guy crawls out from under the "cow" frame and looks rather pleased that none got on him.

I want to know how this guy's wife keeps a straight face when he comes home and she asks if he had a nice day at work. "Sure did, honey, didn't spill a drop!!!". :thumbs:

1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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I can't for the life of me remember where I read it, but apparently semen in general is good for your hair. :thumbs::lol:

I've read that semen is great for one's complexion. :whistle:

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1-21-09 Getting Naturalization documents together.

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Disclaimer: i dunno nuthin bout birthin no babys, or bout imugrayshun.

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I can't for the life of me remember where I read it, but apparently semen in general is good for your hair. :thumbs::lol:

and i'll be blamed for dozens of vj guys telling their wife/fiancee about this........:lol:

"...it's also great for the skin and has healing properties when ingested."

I read that somewhere - I'm sure of it. :unsure:

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"...it's also great for the skin and has healing properties when ingested."

I read that somewhere - I'm sure of it. :unsure:

it only works when you tell your SO that... :whistle:



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
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*02/12/10: Biometrics
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"...it's also great for the skin and has healing properties when ingested."

I read that somewhere - I'm sure of it. :unsure:

it only works when you tell your SO that... :whistle:

i'm memorizing that right now, word for word :devil:

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